Stupid little things that bug you

Men who chomp pies and barm’s aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst walking around, even worse when it’s actually a pie ON a barm, proper weird fuckers.

Men who go to the tip and suddenly turn into ‘Chuck Norris’ like they’re tough as fuck, proper weird fuckers.

Men who chomp pies on a barm aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst at the tip I may have to put in another more serious thread, proper wrong un’s (wrong ones for the posh people here).
Haha, seen that a number of times!

Blokes in the gym who walk round between sets scowling and dropping the left knee so they’ve got a faux hard-man bounce in their step while holding their elbows out like they’re carrying carpets always make me laugh n’all.

Only for some skinny kid to come along and use the bar after they’ve finished and push out two more than they were on a heavier weight.
 
Went to the doctors today to make an appointment-
Receptiopnist - "What was the name"
I reply, "It' IS Smith, always has been, never WAS anything else"
Receptionist gives me a puzzled look. I (politely) pointed out the error of her enquiry.
Whilst I can see your point, it's never wise to get on the wrong side of Doctors receptionists. :)
 
Men who chomp pies and barm’s aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst walking around, even worse when it’s actually a pie ON a barm, proper weird fuckers.

Men who go to the tip and suddenly turn into ‘Chuck Norris’ like they’re tough as fuck, proper weird fuckers.

Men who chomp pies on a barm aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst at the tip I may have to put in another more serious thread, proper wrong un’s (wrong ones for the posh people here).

Bit of a niche Bolton / Wigan thing I imagine.

Where else on earth would a “pie barm” be a thing?
 
Bookmakers adverts on TV. Not the moral aspect but the content.

Because they’re basically all offering an identical product they’re reduced to trying to entice us with nonsense like… At William Hill you can bet on football matches. Or.. Here at Corals we accept bets on horse racing.

It’s the equivalent of Tesco tempting us with enticers such as… Shop at Tesco because we sell bread.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.