Stupid little things that bug you

[Wretched Vengeance]

I drive 35 miles a day to work and back. Most of it motorway, and by far the biggest set of **** drivers are those with Fiesta STs. On an almost daily basis I'll see one being driven by a lunatic.

Was sat behind one a few weeks ago in heavy traffic, and the tosser was unable to move yet was revving the tits off it. When traffic eventfully moved, he'd repeatedly wait for the cars in front to move about 30 yards and leather it that short distance and brake at the last second. This went on for about 10 minutes. I wanted to get out and strangle the prick.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I drive 35 miles a day to work and back. Most of it motorway, and by far the biggest set of **** drivers are those with Fiesta STs. On an almost daily basis I'll see one being driven by a lunatic.

Was sat behind one a few weeks ago in heavy traffic, and the tosser was unable to move yet was revving the tits off it. When traffic eventfully moved, he'd repeatedly wait for the cars in front to move about 30 yards and leather it that short distance and brake at the last second. This went on for about 10 minutes. I wanted to get out and strangle the prick.

I just internally laugh at that kind of driving. His fuel at the price it is now, his tyres and his brake pads to have to change. Pricks will prove what they are to others and that will never change

 

[maccieblue]

Vacuum cleaners, having to dismantle half of it just to empty the dust box then not having a clue how to reassemble the viscous little basterd

 

[Blue Mist]

Vacuum cleaners, having to dismantle half of it just to empty the dust box then not having a clue how to reassemble the viscous little basterd

I presume you are not married?

 

[JASR]

Regarding eMail:

The default for sending should be bcc: or to: should be limited to one address.

cc: should just not exist as an option.

Having been using email since 1987, I’ve seen enough ‘reply to all’ spam tsunami’s, privacy data leaking mass mailing cockups, ‘look, I’ve cc:’d the boss, so you better do it’ bollox, to last a work lifetime.

 

[laserblue]

Tesco has put up the price of squirty cream by twenty five pence for sunday , robbing cunts

Stick to honey, Nutella and rubbing alcohol Kaz.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

‘Xmas’.

Lazy twats who can’t be arsed writing ‘Christmas’ properly.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I drive 35 miles a day to work and back. Most of it motorway, and by far the biggest set of **** drivers are those with Fiesta STs. On an almost daily basis I'll see one being driven by a lunatic.

Was sat behind one a few weeks ago in heavy traffic, and the tosser was unable to move yet was revving the tits off it. When traffic eventfully moved, he'd repeatedly wait for the cars in front to move about 30 yards and leather it that short distance and brake at the last second. This went on for about 10 minutes. I wanted to get out and strangle the prick.

They’re not even that fast. I drive a middle of the range diesel BMW and it’ll smoke one of those daft little chavmobiles.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

They’re not even that fast. I drive a middle of the range diesel BMW and it’ll smoke one of those daft little chavmobiles.

I also have one of those BMW diesels. It would obliterate even a tuned ST. 309 BHP and torque for days, compared to about 190? in the ST

It's a decent car the ST and reasonably quick. They're cheap and affordable for young male dickheads.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I also have one of those BMW diesels. It would obliterate even a tuned ST. 309 BHP and torque for days, compared to about 190? in the ST

It's a decent car the ST and reasonably quick. They're cheap and affordable for young male dickheads.

They’re not even that cheap though are they. 10k+ for one that’s not been fucked with, and most them will have been absolutely shagged, smoked in and serviced on the cheap due to the sorts of people who buy them.

Anyway each to their own.