Stupid little things that bug you

[Dirty Harry]

My lady has one, albeit not a fast one, and she definitely drives too close to the car in front. Irritates me to fuck.

My girlfriend does, she tootles along too, says she’s never had an accident but I see the devastation she leaves behind, whilst she continues ‘tootling’ along.

First wife was the worst for it though, funny because if there was no car in front of her, she’d just nudge the car into the bottom range of each gear, almost stalling at every change, car in front ? Fuckin give Nigel Mansell a run for his money to get up that cars arse !

 

[kaz7]

Christmas

I dont do it but good luck to those who do

 

[kaz7]

Dogs...

A dog is believed to have started a fire after accidentally turning a hairdryer on.

Essex Fire Service said it was called to Hockley on Christmas Eve to find a smouldering blaze in a bedroom.

They believe the pet dog jumped on a bed and turned the hairdryer on, eventually causing it to set the mattress on fire.

The dog was waiting by the front door when the homeowner returned. Both needed treatment for smoke inhalation.

 

[oscbarcelona]

When you go around a friend house and they put on músic to loud.

so you need to shout and its worse when they are pissed.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

‘Xmas’.

Lazy twats who can’t be arsed writing ‘Christmas’ properly.

Does it make you X?

 

[Blue Mist]

Dogs...

A dog is believed to have started a fire after accidentally turning a hairdryer on.

Essex Fire Service said it was called to Hockley on Christmas Eve to find a smouldering blaze in a bedroom.

They believe the pet dog jumped on a bed and turned the hairdryer on, eventually causing it to set the mattress on fire.

The dog was waiting by the front door when the homeowner returned. Both needed treatment for smoke inhalation.

Don't blame the dog. The lazy fat arsed owner didn't bother unplugging it, she is the one at fault.

 

[Kippaxpete]

My lady has one, albeit not a fast one, and she definitely drives too close to the car in front. Irritates me to fuck.

In the interests of fairness, so does mine and she drives a Vauxhall!

 

[Kippaxpete]

‘Xmas’.

Lazy twats who can’t be arsed writing ‘Christmas’ properly.

As Mark E Smith sang in the Fall tune, No Xmas for John Quays, "The X in Xmas is a substitute crucifix for Christ" (whatever that means).

 

[BrianW]

My wife drives too close and I keep reminding her she hasn't got magnetic track brakes.

We do now have a car that applies the brake if you get too close - a major contribution to road safety.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

In the interests of fairness, so does mine and she drives a Vauxhall!

Makes my shit itch when she does it. Find myself pushing my feet into the floor as I search for a polite way to ask her to not do it. Just moved to a new area so I don't really know my way around; hence being a passenger much of the time.

She works for Air Ambulance and often tells me horrific stories of things they've been to. You'd think she would know better.