Stupid little things that bug you

[Lavinda Past]

Well if that's you, I'd be all over you like a rash.

If we did meet up, it's the resulting rashes that I'd be worried about...

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

People who moan about...

"I don't think MY taxes should pay for.....(insert some random bullshit that they've got a hair up their arse about here)"

It isn't your money once it's been taken, it's the government's money, and they waste it on all manner of stuff, least of all the thing you've got a hair up your arse about. You've just been played by some Daily Mail article which was designed solely to make you foam at the mouth rather than actually think critically about public spending you daft prick!

Fucking "MY taxes" - shakes head, exhales deeply and rolls eyes.

 

[mexico1970]

Wasters who video themselves fake crying and then posting the clip on social media, busy cunts who need their hard drives checking.

 

[Bill Walker]

People on Blue Moon who are constantly acting as grammar police..

 

[Grassland Blue]

People on Blue Moon who are constantly acting as grammar police..

People on Bluemoon whose grammar is poor......

 

[Lavinda Past]

People on Bluemoon whose grammar is poor......

My grandma was poor, but she was happy.

 

[bluemc]

People who wear baseball caps indoors. Backwards.

 

[Blue Mist]

Soap.If the government want us to use it, why do they make it so slippery?

 

[Barcon]

Toothbrush. If it was invented anywhere other than Droylesden it would be called a teethbrush.

 

[Bill Walker]

People who post pictures sideways.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who wear baseball caps indoors. Backwards.

Or any kind of hat
Or sunglasses

 

[xmusampa]

Or any kind of hat
Or sunglasses

Or baseball cap

 

[Bill Walker]

Political threads

 

[Bill Walker]

Waiting on hold listening to the worlds worst music.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Waiting on hold listening to the worlds worst music.

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

And "is there anything else I can help you with today?"

My usual answer: "do you really think that you just helped me then?"

 

[DrBlueBob]

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

Your call is important to us. Please hold until it is no longer important to you.

 

[KS55]

People on a bus or train who engage me in conversation but just carry on wittering after I have told them I am deaf.
What part of “I am deaf” do they not understand?
I saw a vid on utube where a blind man was asked by the manager of a gym to stop staring at people. When the guy said “I am blind” the manager replied “Well stop staring then.”

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

Is that like Mafia rates? How much for the rest of the body?