Stupid little things that bug you

Uwe Already said:
My dad named his first born after himself and it was real confusing for my early years until it was settled on calling them Dad Derek and Derek Derek- but was hugely helpful when my dad passed away intestate - any phone calls to solicitors or banks he managed to get significantly more access - maybe forward planning ;)
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Hehe sorry but calls from beyond the crypt.

I have a B-I-L and his son who are both called Les. Separated into Big Les, the dad who is quite slight and Little Les the son who is nothing of the sort.
 
All this three piece suit and top hat bollocks I've just seen on TV at some horse racing.

Not only do they look ridiculous but it's 29 degrees today.

Would the horses race a bit slower if people turned up to watch wearing shorts and t-shirt?
 
mexico1970 said:
It's like they are too stupid to trust their own voices, I remember when that shit way of finishing sentences with a fucked up inflection became fashionable it was shocking.
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Really common now and unbearable to listen to. Another American infiltration as hear it more in the UK.
Have people I work with I cannot listen to.
 
BlueMoonday said:
My local Council increasing Council Tax to empty my bins less frequently. The incompetent Council then has the cheek to charge an additional amount on top of an increased tax to empty your green bin. Greedy and lazy c*nts.
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This year, my green bin charge is £64 for 25 collections (was free a few years back!). Having only a small amount of garden waste, I asked the council if it could introduce some sort of "Pay as you go" system. Perhaps a bar code on the bin that can be zapped then debited? A slightly higher charge would be OK to cover admin' costs.
A straight "No" was the answer, not even for consideration.

Council priority No.1 - Get re-elected.
Council priority No.2 - Increase tax, car park fees and everything else to cover wasteful expenditure.
 
Bettys Bell said:
Idiots who walk their dogs in 32 degree's heat .
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erm,
what about people with dogs who live in countries where the temperature is regularly above 30degrees?
what about that, bb?
should we all keep the dogs in the house?


oh, and edit:
the plural of degree is degrees not degree's.

the spelling police are always watching
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calumdown said:
erm,
what about people with dogs who live in countries where the temperature is regularly above 30degrees?
what about that, bb?
should we all keep the dogs in the house?


oh, and edit:
the plural of degree is degrees not degree's.

the spelling police are always watching
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Seriously, Brit’s are fucking clueless, too hot, too cold, it’s never either one, just bland
 
Andrew Castle

The guy has verbal diarrhoea and completely ruins every match he commentates on. Wittering on and on and on with utter bollocks, constantly.

One of the hopes for AI may be that we could filter out Andrew Castle.
 
Chippy_boy said:
Andrew Castle

The guy has verbal diarrhoea and completely ruins every match he commentates on. Wittering on and on and on with utter bollocks, constantly.

One of the hopes for AI may be that we could filter out Andrew Castle.
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Keeps referring to Alcaraz as Nadal. Has done it on at least 3 occasions. Now is calling him "the Spaniard "
 
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