Stupid little things that bug you

[Protein Junkie]

Why do we need different sizes of eggs.
You can stick your small eggs up your arse.

I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones

 

[Barcon]

I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones

 

[Protein Junkie]

Don’t tell Drone I said that :-)

 

[idahoblues]

I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones

Hard boiled?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Hard boiled?

After I had finished with them Yes :-)

 

[idahoblues]

After I had finished with them Yes :-)

Pickled too

 

[doots]

Seeing people from the non chopsticks cultural sphere tucking in to a bog standard chicken fried rice.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Bit of a niche Bolton / Wigan thing I imagine.

Where else on earth would a “pie barm” be a thing?

You’d think that Johnny and it is more popular (I can say that as that’s exactly where I live) but I’ve seen it all over Greater Manchester, even ‘The Buck’ pub vault, Ashton-on-Mersey, as far back as 1991, I remember that one because it was the first time I’d ever witnessed a man (well three to be precise) trying to look intimidating whilst eating a pie barm, fuckin weird.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Bookmakers adverts on TV. Not the moral aspect but the content.

Because they’re basically all offering an identical product they’re reduced to trying to entice us with nonsense like… At William Hill you can bet on football matches. Or.. Here at Corals we accept bets on horse racing.

It’s the equivalent of Tesco tempting us with enticers such as… Shop at Tesco because we sell bread.

Lager brands are the same. Lager is all basically the same shit let’s be honest.

“Drink Heineken. It gets you pissed.”

 

[melrose40yarder]

Wankers who ride Scooters and bikes on pavements,like they are in a qualifier for the grand prix.