Stupid little things that bug you

When cricket is played at Headingley, commentators referring to the "football stand end".....no, it's rugby
Football us played at Elland Road
There's a lot of reference to football in rugby because it's official title is "rugby football". Hull FC for example. It annoys me as well because it would be easier just to call it simply "rugby".
 
All this three piece suit and top hat bollocks I've just seen on TV at some horse racing.

Not only do they look ridiculous but it's 29 degrees today.

Would the horses race a bit slower if people turned up to watch wearing shorts and t-shirt?
Compulsory in the Royal Enclosure. I had to wear one… before I got the train home from Ascot via Reading, I got changed into jeans and t shirt. No way was I arriving at Piccadilly at 10pm dressed like little Lord fucking Fontelroy
 
Compulsory in the Royal Enclosure. I had to wear one… before I got the train home from Ascot via Reading, I got changed into jeans and t shirt. No way was I arriving at Piccadilly at 10pm dressed like little Lord fucking Fontelroy
Ah so is it just compulsory to please our rich overlords? Even more reason to be annoyed by such nonsense.
 
Yes, particularly at ‘Royal Ascot’
The dress code for women was ridic.
- Hats must be worn. Fascinators are not allowed.
- Dresses must not have narrow shoulder straps. Minimum width is xx.
- Skirts may not have a split and the minimum length is calf height.
- Granny knickers are obligatory.
- Trouser suits are forbidden.
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Ok, I made just one up. Some rules changed over the years but all those I specified existed. There were others about bare shoulders etc that I don’t remember.
 

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