Stupid little things that bug you

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

Likewise the fuckwits at pedestrian crossings who repeatedly press the button even if it’s already been pressed.

The lights wont change any quicker, dickwad.
 
The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??
Also, pick up any new horror book and it will have a Stephen King testimonial on the back. He must be getting payed a fortune for all these short paragraphs.
 
Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?
If the door should open the train will come to a stand.
 
The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??

Maybe they print a load and when they’ve all sold out and it’s become a best seller, they print a load more with ‘best seller’ stamped on them?
 
The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??
What constitutes a "best seller"? It's an immeasurable irrelevance. They may as well put "contains thousands of words".
 
Shops that have continual sales on.
Here in Oz there is a bag type shop chain "Strandbags" they sell suitcases, all kinds of bags. They always have big posters permanently on the windows 50% off, 60%off!!

It never changes and they are obviously trying to dupe people.
 
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