Stupid little things that bug you

Went swimming at my local leisure centre earlier. After my swim, I showered and picked a changing cubicle at the end of a row opposite my locker.
I noticed at the time that all other cubicles on the row were empty, and none of the lockers were in use (i.e. all the keys were in their locks).
After about 2 minutes, a bloke decided to use the cublicle adjacent to mine, even though the rest were empty, and he must have moved his stuff from a locker on a different row.
I find this behaviour just as freaky as people who insist on standing next to you at urinals when others are free, or people who sit next to you on the train when the rest of the carriage is empty.
Fucking freaks!
I always park in the quiet park of a car park with loads of empty spaces because it’s a big car, plus I don’t have to park on top of where I’m going.

Even yesterday I was sat in my car watching a woman take three goes to get in the space right next to me despite a full row of empty ones leaving me to limbo out of the space she left!
 
Why is it, that when you go to anywhere described as exclusive , do they insist in playing jazz versions of popular songs?

Ive just heard Sultans of Swing being massacred.
Yesterday, I was subjected to a swing version of Highway to Hell.
 
I always park in the quiet park of a car park with loads of empty spaces because it’s a big car, plus I don’t have to park on top of where I’m going.

Even yesterday I was sat in my car watching a woman take three goes to get in the space right next to me despite a full row of empty ones leaving me to limbo out of the space she left!
I experience this all the time.
Another thing is when reversing, c*nts who walk right behind you.
 
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I always park in the quiet park of a car park with loads of empty spaces because it’s a big car, plus I don’t have to park on top of where I’m going.

Even yesterday I was sat in my car watching a woman take three goes to get in the space right next to me despite a full row of empty ones leaving me to limbo out of the space she left!
Same happens with me on my canal boat.
You can moor anywhere on the tow path side of the canal so I tend to moor up in an isolated spot for privacy and peace and quiet.
Guaranteed some tw*t will then moor up just in front of me,leave their engine running and fill my boat with their exhaust fumes.
 
Fuckers that drive around supermarket/hotel/restaurant car parks at breakneck speeds. Had one today at Hickory’s in Wilmslow…two small lasses (10-12yrs) crossing the road and some entitled **** swings in off the main road and nearly swats them. The younger one was shook up and in tears, the older one trying to comfort her. And, sorry but quite a few are women. Maybe just the area.
 
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Same happens with me on my canal boat.
You can moor anywhere on the tow path side of the canal so I tend to moor up in an isolated spot for privacy and peace and quiet.
Guaranteed some tw*t will then moor up just in front of me,leave their engine running and fill my boat with their exhaust fumes.

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British clothing companies now calling trainers, ‘sneakers’.

There’s a local shoe company called Lanx who pride themselves as being Lancastrian and name their shoes after places in Lancashire and Greater Manchester… yet they call their trainers, ‘sneakers’.

Wankers.
 
British clothing companies now calling trainers, ‘sneakers’.

There’s a local shoe company called Lanx who pride themselves as being Lancastrian and name their shoes after places in Lancashire and Greater Manchester… yet they call their trainers, ‘sneakers’.

Wankers.
As well as football shirts becoming jerseys.
 

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