My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work View attachment 167682
Free.
Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....
My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
I can beat that. Mrs KS put some cooked rice in a finished large yoghurt pot. I assumed we had plenty of Greek yoghurt……wrong!Empty packets left in cupboard/fridge.
You think there is a chocolate, packet of crisp or yogurt left?
Absolutely not!
Little sh1t of a daughter is always the culprit
Time of the month?Over the last day or so; absolutely everything for some reason.
I'd outlast her, no problem... :-)My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.
Wanky DJs bigging up their phone-ins - "win £250 free money!"Free.
Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....
My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
PMT and an empty chocolate machine - a frightening combination...Time of the month?
Depends what sort of curry she had the night before ; )Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'
your interpretation of a full-load is a little different to what I was suggesting!Depends what sort of curry she had the night before ; )
I'll bet she has a had a few full loadsSeeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'
This gets my goat as well, the number of f**king half wits who simply cannot pronounce the letters 'TH' in words is off the scale - seems to be some 'urban sh@te' that they love on BBC1 as well as Radio 1 and 2.Free.
Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....
My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
I usually listen (in the car) to Radio 1 extra (I'm down wid day kids innit right) but they has some stupid quiz on.You listen to Radio 1...?
Is someone holding you against your will?
Are you Terry Waite? (Tap twice on the radiator for 'yes').
People ending a statement with 'let that sink in'... and another thing :-)
Ex-pros in the commentary box using long words that:
1) they'd never normally use in any other situation; and that
2) are completely inappropriate anyway.
Also, randomly chucking 'to be fair' in front of any sentence, for no reason whatsoever.