Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

Yeah same here. Then you sometimes get people behind you tutting because you’ve let someone go in front of you when they’ve only got a toothbrush, toothpaste, condoms and lube and will be about 40seconds flat at the till.

That sounds like a good night with fresh breath.

 

[Looby blue]

When your car lowers the volume when you reverse on a tune your singing along to, and then frustrates you with a short delay before returning to normal volume when you've put it back in drive.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I thought the sensors are on the top as all lights seem to them.

Wouldn't the light come on every time a pigeon sits on it?

 

[Berts Neck]

Needing a dump after just having a shower..winds me up.

 

[Newman Noggs]

When your car lowers the volume when you reverse on a tune your singing along to, and then frustrates you with a short delay before returning to normal volume when you've put it back in drive.

Similarly when the Satnav bursts into life right in the middle of somerhing you want to hear, usually when Pep is being interviewed.

 

[doots]

Flat headed screws!

 

[laserblue]

People like the woman ahead of me at the customer service desk at the supermarket this morning who handed over a fistful of lottery tickets while mumbling "Can you check these for me luv?". Inevitably there were no winners.

 

[Barcon]

Flat headed screws!

I recently installed a coat hook rail thing that used six flat head BRASS screws.
Guess how many didn't strip out or snap.

 

[heslops barnet]

Just been on the bus to Manchester for the first time in a long time as trains on strike, why does every fuker have to eat takeaways and sup cans and then leave all their shite on the seat?
fukin scumbags……

 

[heslops barnet]

When your car lowers the volume when you reverse on a tune your singing along to, and then frustrates you with a short delay before returning to normal volume when you've put it back in drive.

Posh fuker….