Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

Some smart arsed yoof in an electrical shop...." Simple mate, it's plug and play...."


Just fuck off, I'm 65 and nothing in my world is " Plug and play " it just doesn't happen.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Foo Foo’s was a brilliant night out.

I danced in my undies with Foo Foo at the club on my stag night...almost 40 years ago.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Some smart arsed yoof in an electrical shop...." Simple mate, it's plug and play...."


Just fuck off, I'm 65 and nothing in my world is " Plug and play " it just doesn't happen.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Foo Foo’s was a brilliant night out.

Correct

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

His real name was Frank. Used to walk his 2 Afghan hounds past my grandads house in Failsworth. We would always give him the wave and he would flap his wrist about like they do and flick the end of the Bensons he was smoking on the pavement. They play an act, but its part of culture and harmless

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Foo Foo’s was a brilliant night out.

Definitely. We told the bouncers it was a mates last night of freedom.....free drinks all round and a slap off some bird. Happy days

 

[Lavinda Past]

If you never ended up in Foo Foo's on a night out, you've never lived. Same with Bernard's Embassy Club.

They were a rite of passage for any Mancunian lad, and quite a few lasses.

 

[normskih]

If you never ended up in Foo Foo's on a night out, you've never lived. Same with Bernard's Embassy Club.

They were a rite of passage for any Mancunian lad, and quite a few lasses.

As I put earlier, I had many a good night at Foo Foo’s but never went to the Embassy Club, being the south side of Manchester, it was a bit far for a night out but I did see Bernard Manning at our Labour Club one night when he did a ‘turn’ one night there. My friend, the daft buggar got up to go to the ladies when he was on the mike and he collared her and said “I bet she’s flattened some grass”:)

 

[give it to gordon]

People who miss hear you.

No i said two tickets for Downton Abby not Feltem Abby......

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If you never ended up in Foo Foo's on a night out, you've never lived. Same with Bernard's Embassy Club.

They were a rite of passage for any Mancunian lad, and quite a few lasses.

...and you daren't get up for a piss..

 

[eric pode of croydon]

(Mostly) American sprinters.

Trying to watch the World Athletics Championship 100 and 200 metres races and have to watch these idiots. When the camera is on you at the start, smile and wave. Don't do "special " elaborate hand gestures and lolling your tongue out like a demented 4 year old, it just makes you look like a dick.

 

[noseve]

As I put earlier, I had many a good night at Foo Foo’s but never went to the Embassy Club, being the south side of Manchester, it was a bit far for a night out but I did see Bernard Manning at our Labour Club one night when he did a ‘turn’ one night there. My friend, the daft buggar got up to go to the ladies when he was on the mike and he collared her and said “I bet she’s flattened some grass”:)

My mate - who has a fucking huge nose - made the same mistake.

When he returned - we were sitting about 12 rows back - Bernard was ready for him:

"Careful mate, your nose is running. Don't worry," he said, taking out his own hanky "Let me get it - I'm closer than you!"

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

That ambulances don't go neenaw neenaw anymore instead of woowoo

 

[Blue Mist]

That ambulances don't go neenaw neenaw anymore instead of woowoo

It was one if those PC directive things.
Apparently neenaw neenaw was considered to 'British Empire' so they banned it.




Honest

 

[Bri1975]

Men wearing tights under their shorts hoping to achieve the ultimate 'i go to the gym' look

 

[KS55]

Men wearing tights under their shorts hoping to achieve the ultimate 'i go to the gym' look

I sport the ‘I go to the gym but I’m still a fat pig’ look.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Men wearing tights under their shorts hoping to achieve the ultimate 'i go to the gym' look

I do it due to chaffing haha. I'm not a FOC either, I just chaffed easily.

 

[Bri1975]

I do it due to chaffing haha. I'm not a FOC either, I just chaffed easily.

Compression/cycling shorts under your shorts is acceptable

 

[mexico1970]

That ambulances don't go neenaw neenaw anymore instead of woowoo

Preferred the bells :)

 

[hallsteve62]

Preferred the bells :)

They make me deaf, you know ; )