Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

A Dr told me to tie a piece of thread around the base of it and it’ll fall off itself after a few days. I’ve had one in my armpit. It worked.

So you pretty armless now ?

 

[Blue and true]

Prosciutto ham from Tesco. I'm yet to master the skill of taking a slice out without it turning to string in my hands. And they put these weird rectangular sheets in the middle of the meat; I still don't know what purpose they serve. It's a nause.

Disclaimer: I prepared a meal with prosciutto tonight.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So you pretty armless now ?

Just armless, I’m not pretty!

 

[city2]

That fucking moron Dave Seaman on that bloody advert safe hands. Giant knobhead

 

[Stoned Rose]

Imagine going to work in your Parka and coming home in your trunks.

Joey Barton has been doing that for 20 years.

 

[old blue]

Just armless, I’m not pretty!

So we have heard. :-)

 

[Two Gun Bob]

It pisses me off the way the Weather Wanks report it.
Years ago, Manchester based, self employed, I had to get to a meeting in York. Warnings were given that you only travelled if you wanted to die. I would have lost £250 notes so I set off at 7am for a 10am meeting...... I was sat in a cafe at half 9.
Today I am in North Wales, despite the Weather Wanks, I didn't die on the 2 hour journey, there was no snow, I didn't need snow tyres, a flask, shovel, 14 layers of clothing and a St Bernard.

Love the pedestrian at the one minute mark giving a friendly wave during those "treacherous conditions"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A Dr told me to tie a piece of thread around the base of it and it’ll fall off itself after a few days. I’ve had one in my armpit. It worked.

Farmers do that with male lambs. A piece of elestic around their bollocks and ...hey presto. Couldn't do it on my own bollocks though but there are web sites for that kind of stuff.



So I'm told.

 

[Blue Mist]

Farmers do that with male lambs. A piece of elestic around their bollocks and ...hey presto. Couldn't do it on my own bollocks though but there are web sites for that kind of stuff.



So I'm told.

Sweet meat, I think, never tried it but those in Ducky have it for breakfast.

 

[Barcon]

Farmers do that with male lambs. A piece of elestic around their bollocks and ...hey presto. Couldn't do it on my own bollocks though but there are web sites for that kind of stuff.



So I'm told.

I’ve tried that but only for a few minutes at a time