Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

I’ve tried that but only for a few minutes at a time

That's Friday night in the Cellar.
What a brilliant reply,




If only it was a joke.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sweet meat, I think, never tried it but those in Ducky have it for breakfast.

Iirc my dad used to bring Sweet breads home but I thought they were another part of the lamb. My mum was from A u L and used to coat them in flour and fry them in butter for breakfast

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

looking in the bathroom mirror,
after waking up on my so-called best friend's couch,
and seeing that he has drawn a swasticock on my forehead in markerpen while i was asleep.

the remains of it are still there 3 days later.

Classic that .... another is waking up with one eyebrow and having to take the other off yourself...I also went to the supermarket in oz wearing flip flops and hadn't noticed my toe nails had been painted bright pink

 

[Winchester]

That fkn advert
Where is the Sun
Or I didn't know you had dandruff

 

[Bill Walker]

I remember sleeping on my mates sofa years ago after a wedding reception and his lunatic Red Setter ate my fucking expensive leather shoes during the night, I was so pissed never heard a thing. Bastard.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I'm on a wattsapp group.
One lads been giving it ten nil linekar thus that and the other.
I stood up for linekar.
This lad starts ranting at me about been a Labour supporter cos my grandads from Barnsley and worked in the pits etc.




I hate all politics all lying bustards.

I don't see how me think linekar doing nothing wrong turns into a politics fight.

2 Things I never argue about .
1. Religion.
And 2 politics.
You can't be proved right or wrong either way so why argue

 

[BlueMoonday]

Drivers who are in the wrong lane and then hold up traffic (whilst there's a green light) by trying to cut in to the correct lane. Watched this today as somebody cut across 3 lanes to meet a junction. Putting other drivers at risk of collision in doing so.

Own your fuck up and shit navigational skills. Carry on in the lane you are in the lane and turn around at a later point. Don't put other drivers at risk for your fuck up. C*nts.

 

[sutty66]

unpeeling the corner of ham/bacon packs and seal comes off straight away

 

[Deleted member 77198]

unpeeling the corner of ham/bacon packs and seal comes off straight away

I think I’ve managed to peel one of those properly once in my life!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Iirc my dad used to bring Sweet breads home but I thought they were another part of the lamb. My mum was from A u L and used to coat them in flour and fry them in butter for breakfast

That's the pancreas. Quite the delicacy.