Stupid little things that bug you

[Marklr]

@Marklr Re the missus having headaches. Say nowt just wait until she gets in bed and then give her 2 paracetamol and a glass of water.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache' don't waste time pm'ing me to say thanks just fill your boots.

The only time she DOESN'T have a headache is when it's the "time of the month". Or when I'VE got a headache. funny that. My hand NEVER has a headache.

 

[East Level 2]

So you have to ask how many vinyl have you got? Sounds fucking stupid to me.

You ask how many vinyl albums or vinyl records. You wouldn't ask how many wools have you got if asking about City scarves, would you?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Drivers who swing out to the right before turning left or vice versa. Its like they learnt to drive on a PlayStation.

 

[laserblue]

Whilst we are on a role Keon calling Haaland Halland

And calling Rodri Roddery. As in "This time next year Roddery we'll be millionaires".

 

[Donmcfc]

You ask how many vinyl albums or vinyl records. You wouldn't ask how many wools have you got if asking about City scarves, would you?

No I wouldn't. Because nowadays football scarves are made of polyester.

 

[kaz7]

Indecisive people. It's a fucking toilet paper holder. Where do you want it?

Mine fell off the wall, i dont bother with one now

 

[kaz7]

@Marklr Re the missus having headaches. Say nowt just wait until she gets in bed and then give her 2 paracetamol and a glass of water.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache' don't waste time pm'ing me to say thanks just fill your boots.

Sneaky , lol

 

[give it to gordon]

How does the inside of my car window get so dirty ?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Mine fell off the wall, i dont bother with one now

Toilet roll or holder?

 

[East Level 2]

No I wouldn't. Because nowadays football scarves are made of polyester.

So would you ask how many polyesters or how many scarves?