Stupid little things that bug you

Hugh Plym and Robert Peston.... and maybe the weather man who lives off making Piers Morgan storm off GMB. Was a nobody until then.

Roundabouts and drivers who go well over the speed limit tailgating you, then have the nerve to horn blast you for stopping to give way to traffic. Also, those who go round you when you are signalling to turn into a building on the left. Just wait and be patient!!!.
 
I drive and I also walk.
The way I see it is that by walking I free up a bit of road space for others.
All it takes sometimes is for the vehicle driver to just briefly ease off the throttle for me to be able to walk across the road without having to break into a jog.
Some drivers even speed up and they're real c*nts.
Some pedestrians though are c*nts too.
Toss drivers (who don't know the highway code) not stopping at a zebra crossing when it's evident somebody is about to cross.
 
The neighbours guard dogs.
Hidden behind bushes and a big solid gate they bark at anyone who walks past.
Last night walking home engrossed in a text conversation, the stupid things started and I nearly jumped out of my skin.
They had only just stopped their noise and my pulse back to normal when two people with a dog the size and appearance of a small bear walked past and that thing started aggressively barking at me, pulling at its lead.
I just said FUCK OFF!.
I swear if it had got a bit nearer I would have kicked it in the head.
So aggressively barking dogs get on my list of annoyances.
 
Why couldn't the word palindrome have been a palindrome?
Whilst we are on the subject, why can’t queue just be q, who decided ph should be another way of pronouncing f and why do we need letters c and k, just get rid of one of them.
 
- The word "Pomp" when used in a British behavioural context

- Every commercial used on ITV during this Rugby World Cup. That "I'm never switching to Samsung" flip phone one and the women's emotions all in slow motion make me want to throw something at the TV, muting it just does not seem to suffice.
 
Whilst we are on the subject, why can’t queue just be q, who decided ph should be another way of pronouncing f and why do we need letters c and k, just get rid of one of them.
Yeah, and why does the rest of the continent say "Telefon", and the UK has to be so difficult with "Phone"?.
 

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