Stupid little things that bug you

[East Level 2]

Try leaving the store and use the data on your phone. It's often the building weakening your signal or blocking it entirely

Supermarkets with metal roofing are exceptionally bad for this.

I'm not rightly arsed to be fair as I'll soon use the £50 Paypal credit. It just seems stupid to allow Paypal online but not in store.

 

[Kinkybyname]

those fkn thundercunts who swerve into your lane on the motorway the moment they put the indicator on

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Mouth ulcers.

Little tiny bastards sting like fuck.
You struggle to talk, eat, brush your teeth, drink and if your tongue touches it you nearly hit the roof.

And trying to find somewhere that sell’s Iglu to get rid of the tw@t

 

[Protein Junkie]

The way this forum eats into my phone charge ffs.

 

[Banshee]

Having to explain to American friends and acquaintances what is meant with expressions I say. Constantly met with replies of "huh?" or blank stares.

 

[Lavinda Past]

The Crunchy Nut Cornflakes advert where the bloke treads on his kid's green dinosaur toy, but has a red dinosaur toy stuck on his foot when he's eating the cereal.

Continuity is key.

 

[Barcon]

Weirdos giving shitty reviews on trip advisor because they didn't get a reach around with their cheeseburger..

 

[mexico1970]

People who open their door when you knock and ask you to stand still because their huge dogs don't bite that come rushing out to see you.

 

[give it to gordon]

When the weather turns cold and my missus says " I hope I'm not catching a cold because of this cold weather "

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Try negotiating the signs in Wales. Most are in Welsh and English with Welsh invariably first so before you get to the English bit you've already driven past the sign.

Welcome to my world. The only time to get concerned is if the bloke in a hi viz jacket checking how many likes he's got on facebook is trying to operate a STOP / GO sign