Stupid little things that bug you

[Marklr]

I dreamed I was playing football with my dog, he chipped in a ball which I hit on the volley.......at the exact same time that my middle toe started to hurt, it carried on hurting for a few minutes.

I asked the wife in the morning if i'd misstakenly kicked her..." No "
Did she kick me " No "

Weird !!!

Ask the dog...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ask the dog...

Never thought of that....

 

[Marklr]

Never thought of that....

You know it'll never admit it.
Another thing that bugs me actually...when you punch some rag/dipper/burglar/twat in your dream and wake up to find you've just punched the wall.

 

[BlueHammer85]

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.

 

[halfmist]

Anyone who has the car alarm coded to beep the horn when they press the remote. Particularly annoying when they return home late at night

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You know it'll never admit it.
Another thing that bugs me actually...when you punch some rag/dipper/burglar/twat in your dream and wake up to find you've just punched the wall.

Once woke up with black eye after head butting the bed side table

 

[give it to gordon]

When running late I quickly rinse my cereal bowl fill it with water and leave it the bowl. My missus just puts it in the bowl unrinsed and without water in it.

Missus has porridge when I do the washing after tea it's like trying to take artex of the ceiling when washing her bowl.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Burnt quiche

 

[Bill Walker]

When running late I quickly rinse my cereal bowl fill it with water and leave it the bowl. My missus just puts it in the bowl unrinsed and without water in it.

Missus has porridge when I do the washing after tea it's like trying to take artex of the ceiling when washing her bowl.

Have you lodged a formal written complaint ?

 

[Bill Walker]

Anyone who has the car alarm coded to beep the horn when they press the remote. Particularly annoying when they return home late at night

So every time you press the tv remote your car horn goes off ? ....weird.