Stupid little things that bug you

[BLUEYESTU]

Neighbours who have 2 vans and refuse to use their driveway; instead they park one in front of your house and one in front of theirs so when you pull out of your driveway you can’t see a bastard thing! And then when you try to resolve the problem peacefully they just say “well I pay my road tax so I will park where I like”.
Absolute c**ts both of them!

 

[Blue Mist]

Neighbours who have 2 vans and refuse to use their driveway; instead they park one in front of your house and one in front of theirs so when you pull out of your driveway you can’t see a bastard thing! And then when you try to resolve the problem peacefully they just say “well I pay my road tax so I will park where I like”.
Absolute c**ts both of them!

Let his tyres down, quietly and at 11pm. 3 times in a week he might get the message.

 

[kaz7]

Presenters that say back in a couple of mins or back in four when most ad breaks are five mins long

 

[east2]

Distance measurement is a bit of a weird thing in the UK. Sports measurements are all metric (5k runs, 25m swimming pools etc), but road signs and railway mileposts are imperial.
I learnt metric measurements in school, as have all school kids since, so why are imperial distance measurements still the norm?

People, snow & cocks all imperial measurements!

 

[staffsblue]

People, snow & cocks all imperial measurements!

Yeah, I always use imperial measurements when quoting my height and weight, but will happily use metric units when buying food and most drinks except beer.
This country is proper weird at times!

 

[ray21]

Folding a fitted bed sheet,I end up just crumpling it up.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Neighbours who have 2 vans and refuse to use their driveway; instead they park one in front of your house and one in front of theirs so when you pull out of your driveway you can’t see a bastard thing! And then when you try to resolve the problem peacefully they just say “well I pay my road tax so I will park where I like”.
Absolute c**ts both of them!

Unfortunately its true, they can park anywhere, still annoying as fuck though.
I use to have a neighbour do that in front of our house, my drive could take five cars and I did shift work at the time and my wife was at home looking after the kids. As soon as I came home from work I`d park the car in front of my house and told the wife any time she could to park her car there. After a month I managed to completely stop him from doing it. then we lived happily ever after.
and I could park both our cars on our drive 8-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Weathermen an women who say the in the afternoon time or morning time ect.

what kind of made up gibberish is this. In the morning, in the afternoon or at night.

 

[give it to gordon]

When dreaming you are having a piss, you wake up in a panic

 

[AshtonBlueMooner]

Roadworks in this country when there is no sign of ‘work’ but numerous cones causing traffic chaos for us mere mortals.