Stupid little things that bug you

People reviewing pubs or restaurants who use the word "amazing" all the time.
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The staff were amazing. The chips were amazing.

I even read recently "The mash was amazing."

I've never been amazed by chips, let alone mash. I feel like advising these people to find synonyms for "very good".

As in Roget's Thesaurus.
 
The way women all sing “Hiiiiiiii!” and “Byyyyyyye!” to each other.
 
TV companies telling you...
Xxxxxx coming soon .
You know dammed well when it's coming so tell us then we can set our wotsits to record and get on with doing something worthwhile.
Or film (not movie, movie is another one that bugs me... as well as the cinema, it’s the pictures!) adverts (not commercials, that’s another one!) that say the date as “February eight”!
 
Or film (not movie, movie is another one that bugs me... as well as the cinema, it’s the pictures!) adverts (not commercials, that’s another one!) that say the date as “February eight”!
Why do they put good films on to compete with other good films at the same. It just doesn't make sense for us and the advertisers. Yes I know we have catch up, plus one and record but I'm on old fart
 
Or film (not movie, movie is another one that bugs me... as well as the cinema, it’s the pictures!) adverts (not commercials, that’s another one!) that say the date as “February eight”!
Life's funny, since I emigrated 35 years ago I've been saying cinemas and movies I'd forgotten the word pictures meaning cinema, I remember saying it when I was young in stalybridge but had forgotten all about it till you said it lol.
Australia seems to be a hybrid of English words and American words I mean we call a lift, a lift, not an elevator, and we don't say sidewalk, parking lots or gas. We do say freeway and sedans though.
 
Governments that practice token gesture politics by effectively banning wood burning stoves in the name of climate change and air pollution when old diesel cars, wagons and busses are not banned and China and India are still building new coal fired power stations at a rate of knots.
 
Cinema last night.
What’s the matter with people these days? Can you not stop fucking eating for an hour and a half ? Rustling , chewing, crunching. All the way through .
Have a chat whilst you’re at it why don’t you? Check your phone whilst you’re about it in case something really important has happened in the last 5 minutes.
Cunts.
 
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Cinema last night.
What’s the matter with people these days? Can you not stop fucking eating for an hour and a half ? Rustling , chewing, crunching. All the way through .
Have a chat whilst you’re at it why don’t you? Check your phone whilst you’re about it in case something really important has happened in the last 5 minutes.
Cunts.
People who call the pictures, the “cinemaaaa, darling”
 
When you go into a pub and find, to your delight, several handpumps. But when you want to read the clips, with a description of the ale (esp. the ABV), there's a pair of twats perched on stools blocking your view of the beer clips, when there's plenty of seats in the place anyway. So you either have to push your way between them or take a gamble.

Just shift, you anti-social selfish bastards.
 

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