Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

Correction: 3g caused Avian flu and 4g caused Sars.

Ohh yeah, sorry.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Louise Lear. I don't think I have ever listened to what she has to say !!

Oi.
There's a queue.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Weather presenters.

Don’t think I’ve ever watched a weather report and concentrated on the weather report.

There's something vaguely compelling about Judith Ralston (BBC Scotland)

 

[Blue Llama]

Drivers who: -don't know how to use a roundabout, cannot be arsed to use their signals, are too lazy to move the steering wheel more than an inch to take up the correct position at junctions, park on pavements even when the road is extraordinarily wide.

 

[BuryBlue1977]

When you order a take away and ask the wife “Do you want any chips”. She replies “ No thanks”. The takeaway turns up and next thing I know she’s tucking into my chips. I politely respond, “If you wanted chips you should have ordered some you fat cûnt”. And somehow, now I’m the bad guy, even though I’m the victim of the crime!!!

 

[Big Swifty]

There's something vaguely compelling about Judith Ralston (BBC Scotland)

I prefer Susan Powell. Something darkly erotic about her. Maybe the black fringe.

 

[Blue Mist]

I was really disappointed when she was on Strictly (I know)....I was expecting/hoping for much much more 'slut' from her.

Ergh you are admitting to watching Strictly !! Or was it just on in the background whilst you were reading 'how to start a fire using only a piece of string, a sharp stone and some wood ?

 

[Blue Mist]

When you order a take away and ask the wife “Do you want any chips”. She replies “ No thanks”. The takeaway turns up and next thing I know she’s tucking into my chips. I politely respond, “If you wanted chips you should have ordered some you fat cûnt”. And somehow, now I’m the bad guy, even though I’m the victim of the crime!!!

damn right, and crisps, we are sat outside in this sunny weather, I have my beer and she has her wine. Mrs Mist doesn't want any crisps when I ask, after I have walked all the way to the kitchen and got some, then gone back and sat down....she wants some of mine !

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

damn right, and crisps, we are sat outside in this sunny weather, I have my beer and she has her wine. Mrs Mist doesn't want any crisps when I ask, after I have walked all the way to the kitchen and got some, then gone back and sat down....she wants some of mine !

Good early beer. Sun is just over the yardarm

 

[Blue Mist]

Good early beer. Sun is just over the yardarm

Sorry Wally, it is even early for me is this, I meant yesterday afternoon and the evening before that...……….. and every other damn time I have asked he if she wants chips/crisps/chocolate/anything that I have and she hasn't.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Ergh you are admitting to watching Strictly !! Or was it just on in the background whilst you were reading 'how to start a fire using only a piece of string, a sharp stone and some wood ?

I do enjoy strictly for all the fit lady professionals & the occasional hot celebrity to my shame.

 

[TCIB]

People who post obvious nonsense on fb. Sadly my niece is one of the worst offenders, i love you Alex but christ lass, think on a bit. Stuff like "if you repost this you will get 2 free dominoes pizzas, just click this link www.123abcdominoeszzz.net to collect"

99% of her posts i can automatically reply with the snopes website because it is hard to tell someone their photo is next to the word gullible in the dictionary without coming off as a bit of an arse.

 

[Bill Walker]

People who post obvious nonsense on fb. Sadly my niece is one of the worst offenders, i love you Alex but christ lass, think on a bit. Stuff like "if you repost this you will get 2 free dominoes pizzas, just click this link www.123abcdominoeszzz.net to collect"

99% of her posts i can automatically reply with the snopes website because it is hard to tell someone their photo is next to the word gullible in the dictionary without coming off as a bit of an arse.

Actually people eating crap like dominoes pizza take away. Made by spotty faced teenager's who don't wash their hands, don't wear gloves or masks, delivered in a box by a different teenager, a box that could've been coughed on.
And all that risk cos even though they're at home they can't be arsed cooking something healthy.

 

[Barcon]

Those chefs that put salt on food by dropping it from a great height or bending down low until their face is practically in the food in order to use a pepper grinder. Fucking idiots.

 

[idahoblues]

damn right, and crisps, we are sat outside in this sunny weather, I have my beer and she has her wine. Mrs Mist doesn't want any crisps when I ask, after I have walked all the way to the kitchen and got some, then gone back and sat down....she wants some of mine !

They all that!

 

[Bill Walker]

Those chefs that put salt on food by dropping it from a great height or bending down low until their face is practically in the food in order to use a pepper grinder. Fucking idiots.

TV chefs.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I prefer Susan Powell. Something darkly erotic about her. Maybe the black fringe.

Jesus, do you?

I like Lucy Verasamy, or I did do about ten years ago when she was on Sky. Don’t watch ITV so don’t know what she looks like now.

And she’s not on very often but she pops up every now and again - Keeley Donovan.

 

[Grassland Blue]

People who go to the bother of picking up their dog faeces, putting it in a small black plastic bag and just leaving it.
You're supposed to bin it, or take it home!
As John Cleese might have said, "I mean, what is the bloody point?!"

 

[Mozzer]

Louise Lear. I don't think I have ever listened to what she has to say !!.

Oh yes!

Special mention to Helen Willets.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

"From the get go"