Stupid little things that bug you

halfmist said:
The only problem with a sit down piss, particularly when your in the middle of a shit and having a read is, if your not careful the piss flows out between the toilet seat and the bowl all over your Kex. If the Good Lord had wanted us to sit whilst having a pee he would have designed our knob with a right angle in it.
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Or just give you a bigger dick :)
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
You need help
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Sorry for just getting back to you, I've been arranging all the tins in the cupboard so the labels are facing forward.. soups, beans, tomatoes etc..!

32 tea bags in the caddy at all times and the coffee not dropping below the line on the jar..!


Btw, I was kidding re fueling up the car..


I stopped at £30.01..
 
Bill the Blue said:
Sorry for just getting back to you, I've been arranging all the tins in the cupboard so the labels are facing forward.. soups, beans, tomatoes etc..!

32 tea bags in the caddy at all times and the coffee not dropping below the line on the jar..!


Btw, I was kidding re fueling up the car..


I stopped at £30.01..
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I’m like that n’all. Everything has its place and everything is very orderly. Labels facing out at all times.

If I ever break £30.00, I have to get to £30.30, make sure it’s a good number.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
I’m like that n’all. Everything has its place and everything is very orderly. Labels facing out at all times.

If I ever break £30.00, I have to get to £30.30, make sure it’s a good number.
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Ffs PC I was kidding.. Haha..!

One thing I am OCD about though is when shopping, checking the tins to make sure they are not dented before buying them..

Hope this is a normal thing and doesn't mean I'm mental..!






You're not mental btw mate, nothing wrong with being organised.. Ha.!
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
I’m like that n’all. Everything has its place and everything is very orderly. Labels facing out at all times.

If I ever break £30.00, I have to get to £30.30, make sure it’s a good number.
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I'm the same. My boxers have to be set out in order...…..
January, February March etc.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Near me, there’s a long standing rugby club called Bowdon RUFC. It’s not in Bowdon (Bowdon is on the other side of Altrincham town centre), it’s on the Timperley side of Clay Lane at the back of the Broomwood council estate.

Even more annoyingly, immediately next door to this, a gym opened up last decade on the same side of Clay Lane as the rugby club. They called themselves Hale Country Club and Spa.

Again, it’s not in Hale, it’s in Timperley, also at the back of the Broomwood council estate, and not in the countryside (so why call itself “Country Club”?).

And further, frustratingly, on the gym’s website it describes itself as being “in the heart of Cheshire” when Timperley (and Bowdon and Hale too) is in Trafford.

So on the Timperley side of Clay Lane there is Bowden RUFC and Hale CC&S (“in the heart of Cheshire”), in Trafford, Greater Manchester, within the continuous Manchester conurbation.
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You snob. Just wait till BB2 gets wind of this. His legal team will be all over it like a cheap suit
 
geared said:
When I walk into a kitchen or bathroom with dry socks and come out with wet socks.
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nothing worse than sitting on a public bog trying to keep your trousers from touching the filthy soaking wet floor.
 
TheCentralScrutinizer said:
used to see a girl about 20 years ago...whenever she was introduced to someone she'd say she was from Worsley.....she lived in Little fuckin Hulton.....
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Ive never got why they continue to have the name Worsley a small village with nothing much apart from houses a canal and Ryan bloody Giggs to cover Walkden a small town several times bigger with a large shopping centre and all sorts of business and industry.

Make it all Walkden to piss off all the snobs and fuck Giggs back to his not so beloved Wales.
 
I cant understand people who decide to do their shopping at 7 o'clock in the morning.
In their pyjamas.
Then at the the checkout they buy 3 scratch cards , which they then scrub at furiously.
Whilst talking bollocks to the girl on the checkout.
Then leave with a "oooooh, never mind. I'll try again tomorrow. Cheerio".
Fuck off you lazy bastard.
Do your shopping after 9 o'clock when the people who are paying for you to sit on your arse all day , have saved themselves a few valuable minutes in a rather busy day.
 
Bill the Blue said:
Ffs PC I was kidding.. Haha..!

One thing I am OCD about though is when shopping, checking the tins to make sure they are not dented before buying them..

Hope this is a normal thing and doesn't mean I'm mental..!






You're not mental btw mate, nothing wrong with being organised.. Ha.!
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Oh I am proper mental mate! Volume on the tele has to be on an odd number n’all.

But I don’t think what I have is OCD. I know that’s what everyone calls it, but I think I’m just orderly.

OCD is actually a mental problem where, for example, you get a random thought in your head like “every wheelie bin in the street has got a cat in it” and you can’t get the thought out of your head until you’ve run round every bin on the street looking if there’s a cat in every bin.

Sometimes it can be mild things like “I have to go round the house switching every plug socket on and off six times before I can go to sleep” to dangerous things like “I have to kill the man at Number 24”!

So I’m just a weirdo rather than being OCD, haha!
 
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Blue Mist said:
I'm the same. My boxers have to be set out in order...…..
January, February March etc.
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My wardrobe is set out, top bar:
From left to right with T-shirts to polos to shirts to jumpers and within each catagory they go from left to right in light to dark colours.
Bottom bar:
Left to right, shorts to trousers, light to dark.

Even my sock drawer goes from left to right ankle socks to normal socks to thick winter socks, light to dark.
 
Bogroll Streamer. said:
I cant understand people who decide to do their shopping at 7 o'clock in the morning.
In their pyjamas.
Then at the the checkout they buy 3 scratch cards , which they then scrub at furiously.
Whilst talking bollocks to the girl on the checkout.
Then leave with a "oooooh, never mind. I'll try again tomorrow. Cheerio".
Fuck off you lazy bastard.
Do your shopping after 9 o'clock when the people who are paying for you to sit on your arse all day , have saved themselves a few valuable minutes in a rather busy day.
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I thought this just happened round our way re scratch cards. The local Co op seem to allow people to scratch the cards before serving the next person. The worst thing is if they have a winner. Instead of taking the cash they then ask for, say,£10 more scratch cards and the process is repeated. Yesterday I was 3rd in the q when this happened and said to the woman who was 2nd in the q that this was ridiculous only for her to do the self same thing when she got to the til.
 
Miserable twats that give junk to charity shops. They are usually broken or not complete. For example a few days ago my local charity shop had some things outside with a sign saying please take free of charge to break the boredom of the lockdown. There was a jigsaw there that i took home. I got the whole family involved, kids sorting out the edge pieces, me and the wife doing the middle. Can you imagine how disappointed we were when we found 1 piece missing. Ruined the kids day. Luckily I managed to get some ice cream to stop their tears. Why do these twats do such things as this?
 
Workplace sycophants. When I first started my current job I was in a team of 4. Since 2017 our team has been downsized to 2 and i'm now left with my manager and the biggest sycophantic wanker i've ever met. Our old manager was a bloke and the brown noser made him a birthday cake. If you're a bloke making a cake for any other bloke that isn't a relative, you want shooting. Preferably in your soppy bollocks.

It's human nature and simply a progression from being teacher's pet. But it fucking winds me up that people fall for it and don't see that the toadying is just a way of trying to curry favour and eventually usurp the recipient.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
My wardrobe is set out, top bar:
From left to right with T-shirts to polos to shirts to jumpers and within each catagory they go from left to right in light to dark colours.
Bottom bar:
Left to right, shorts to trousers, light to dark.

Even my sock drawer goes from left to right ankle socks to normal socks to thick winter socks, light to dark.
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Bloody hell, that isn't organised that is weird, what was the film years ago (Hand That Rocked the Cradle ?) where the husband checked the cupboards to make sure his missus had put all the jars the right way round. My missus pecks my head because I am an untidy sod but accepts it when I use the floor rather than a coat hanger.
 
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