Stupid little things that bug you

[red 2 hats]

Warwick Davis

 

[richardtheref]

What cost you the 50p..?

A desert spoon

 

[Bill the Blue]

A desert spoon

Sweet..!

 

[richardtheref]

Sweet..!

Dude

 

[Blue Mist]

A desert spoon

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I cant understand people who decide to do their shopping at 7 o'clock in the morning.
In their pyjamas.
Then at the the checkout they buy 3 scratch cards , which they then scrub at furiously.
Whilst talking bollocks to the girl on the checkout.
Then leave with a "oooooh, never mind. I'll try again tomorrow. Cheerio".
Fuck off you lazy bastard.
Do your shopping after 9 o'clock when the people who are paying for you to sit on your arse all day , have saved themselves a few valuable minutes in a rather busy day.

Similar thing at my local Co-Op. They have an "Express Checkout" counter. Often customers are buying scratchcards and checking them, or topping up their mobile 'phone or have the assistant looking for the key to the fag cabinet. Some never think to pack or get their purse out whilst waiting.
I pointed all this out to the store manager who promised he would definitely do something about it. He did, he took down the sign!!

 

[kaz7]

Sorry just seen this, try downloading SwiftKey keyboard. It corrects your misspelt words, but adds your swearing/nicknames to your profile, and stops correcting them.

Then when you get a new device, download again, sign in, and it remembers so you don't have to re-train it.

Thank you very much lovely

Edit,just had a look,is it safe with passwords and credit card details etc?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My Mrs complains that no one ever puts anything away after use. So during lockdown she brought in a system of fines with the money going to the NHS. This depended on the size of the item left out. It ranged from 50p to £2. The current fines table stands at:

Me 50p
Sam (sons girlfriend) £2
Ben (son) £6.50
The wife £33.50

Proved a point in our household

Has she made you pick up the tab yet?

 

[richardtheref]

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

Oh yes, I am one posh bastard. Always get changed into a dinner suit before my evening meal

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Course you can. Personally I find life infinitely easier and more enjoyable by myself

I live alone. My life is peaceful, tidy, laidback, I do everything in my own time when I want to do it, and don’t do anything I don’t want to do.

Don’t think I could live with anyone else again.

 

[KS55]

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

Himalayan Yak's Milk is so passè, darling.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Tradesmen that dont turn up as promised when your house needs jobs doing at it

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Tradesmen that dont turn up as promised when your house needs jobs doing at it

Tradesmen who ghost you after they’ve quoted you!

 

[DazWA9]

Fishing...a jerk on one end of the rod, waiting for a jerk on the other.

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Tradesmen who ghost you after they’ve quoted you!

I'm getting old, I thought ghosting was this.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My Mrs complains that no one ever puts anything away after use. So during lockdown she brought in a system of fines with the money going to the NHS. This depended on the size of the item left out. It ranged from 50p to £2. The current fines table stands at:

Me 50p
Sam (sons girlfriend) £2
Ben (son) £6.50
The wife £33.50

Proved a point in our household

Brilliant!

 

[Barcon]

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

I forgot to pack my desert spoon with my work stuff yesterday and had to eat my yoghurt with a cedar shim.

 

[richardtheref]

Brilliant!

Update. The wife is up to £41 now.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Bosses and decision makers in work who only act upon the last thing/person they were informed by

 

[Blue Mist]

Oh yes, I am one posh bastard. Always get changed into a dinner suit before my evening meal

Good man, nice to see someone with standards unlike that fraud that comes on here, forget his name but I think you will know who I mean.