Stupid little things that bug you

[Keeper!]

Falling over my cricket bag coming in pissed up and hurting my bad knee which was healing nicely

I hope you were wearing your box!

 

[Blue Mist]

Hehe well done for not using any punctuation, I can hear it in my head perfectly.

I forgot to end it with the door slamming :-)

 

[Looby blue]

People who wear reading glasses on the end of their nose and then bow their head and raise their eyes above the specs to talk to you.

 

[Protein Junkie]

People who wear reading glasses on the end of their nose and then bow their head and raise their eyes above the specs to talk to you.

I get what you are saying if you are wearing varifocals but it’s a nightmare otherwise especially if in a meeting and you are trying to read from a report.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Falling over my cricket bag coming in pissed up and hurting my bad knee which was healing nicely

Don't let your cricket bag go out drinking then.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

The phrase “See you later” when used by shop assistants etc.

It used to be "Have a nice day", now, the check-out staff at my local B&M all say "Enjoy the rest of your day"".
Still, as somebody once claimed, " Better to be told to "Have a nice day" by someone who didn't mean it, than "Fuck off" by somebody who did.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The wife waking you up in the middle of the night and says " Are you awake. I can't believe you didn't hear that noise"

 

[stan bowles]

People who park on the wrong side of the road facing oncoming traffic with headlights on.

Spot on.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

It used to be "Have a nice day", now, the check-out staff at my local B&M all say "Enjoy the rest of your day"".
Still, as somebody once claimed, " Better to be told to "Have a nice day" by someone who didn't mean it, than "Fuck off" by somebody who did.

Fuck off

 

[mancityvstoke]

Got nothing against ‘a shootout.’ However ‘a lottery’ annoys me each and every time. Has anybody ever in the history of commentary ever described a chance in open play from around about 12 yards as being ‘a lottery’ if he scores or not?

How about Joe Royle at the play off final

 

[heslops barnet]

Christmas

 

[Protein Junkie]

Just how does a club “brace”” itself for a transfer bid ?

 

[laserblue]

Just how does a club “brace”” itself for a transfer bid ?

In the case of the rags after a player it means they're getting ready to be royally shafted.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Having to buy an annuity for someone else to 'manage' your pension. A pension you have paid into with your own money. A pension that you are only allowed to take a lump sum of 25% of, then employ someone else to 'manage' the other 75% and give you a miserly amount of it every month.

 

[Marklr]

When somebody says, "I don't care what anyone says, but...." and then gives their shite opinion.
I hate that.

 

[East Level 2]

Having to buy an annuity for someone else to 'manage' your pension. A pension you have paid into with your own money. A pension that you are only allowed to take a lump sum of 25% of, then employ someone else to 'manage' the other 75% and give you a miserly amount of it every month.

Doesn't sound like the current situation.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

People who phone you when you’re 1 minute late for a site meeting, I’m driving to the meeting you idiot, stop phoning me!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Anyone who calls a BMW a Beemer. Just fuck off...it's not big, it's not clever and you're not American.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Just how does a club “brace”” itself for a transfer bid ?

How does the other club “ready” a bid.


More importantly though, once readied how does it then “swoop”?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Anyone who calls a BMW a Beemer. Just fuck off...it's not big, it's not clever and you're not American.

Calling @Zin 'messiah' Zimmer to the thread.

Man still doesn’t know who’s got the keys to his.

;)