Stupid little things that bug you

[Keeper!]

Falling over my cricket bag coming in pissed up and hurting my bad knee which was healing nicely

I hope you were wearing your box!

 

[Blue Mist]

Hehe well done for not using any punctuation, I can hear it in my head perfectly.

I forgot to end it with the door slamming :-)

 

[Looby blue]

People who wear reading glasses on the end of their nose and then bow their head and raise their eyes above the specs to talk to you.

 

[Protein Junkie]

People who wear reading glasses on the end of their nose and then bow their head and raise their eyes above the specs to talk to you.

I get what you are saying if you are wearing varifocals but it’s a nightmare otherwise especially if in a meeting and you are trying to read from a report.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Falling over my cricket bag coming in pissed up and hurting my bad knee which was healing nicely

Don't let your cricket bag go out drinking then.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

The phrase “See you later” when used by shop assistants etc.

It used to be "Have a nice day", now, the check-out staff at my local B&M all say "Enjoy the rest of your day"".
Still, as somebody once claimed, " Better to be told to "Have a nice day" by someone who didn't mean it, than "Fuck off" by somebody who did.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The wife waking you up in the middle of the night and says " Are you awake. I can't believe you didn't hear that noise"

 

[stan bowles]

People who park on the wrong side of the road facing oncoming traffic with headlights on.

Spot on.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

It used to be "Have a nice day", now, the check-out staff at my local B&M all say "Enjoy the rest of your day"".
Still, as somebody once claimed, " Better to be told to "Have a nice day" by someone who didn't mean it, than "Fuck off" by somebody who did.

Fuck off

 

[mancityvstoke]

Got nothing against ‘a shootout.’ However ‘a lottery’ annoys me each and every time. Has anybody ever in the history of commentary ever described a chance in open play from around about 12 yards as being ‘a lottery’ if he scores or not?

How about Joe Royle at the play off final