Stupid little things that bug you

Dirty Harry said:
Men who chomp pies and barm’s aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst walking around, even worse when it’s actually a pie ON a barm, proper weird fuckers.

Men who go to the tip and suddenly turn into ‘Chuck Norris’ like they’re tough as fuck, proper weird fuckers.

Men who chomp pies on a barm aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst at the tip I may have to put in another more serious thread, proper wrong un’s (wrong ones for the posh people here).
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Haha, seen that a number of times!

Blokes in the gym who walk round between sets scowling and dropping the left knee so they’ve got a faux hard-man bounce in their step while holding their elbows out like they’re carrying carpets always make me laugh n’all.

Only for some skinny kid to come along and use the bar after they’ve finished and push out two more than they were on a heavier weight.
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Went to the doctors today to make an appointment-
Receptiopnist - "What was the name"
I reply, "It' IS Smith, always has been, never WAS anything else"
Receptionist gives me a puzzled look. I (politely) pointed out the error of her enquiry.
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Whilst I can see your point, it's never wise to get on the wrong side of Doctors receptionists. :)
 
Dirty Harry said:
Men who chomp pies and barm’s aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst walking around, even worse when it’s actually a pie ON a barm, proper weird fuckers.

Men who go to the tip and suddenly turn into ‘Chuck Norris’ like they’re tough as fuck, proper weird fuckers.

Men who chomp pies on a barm aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst at the tip I may have to put in another more serious thread, proper wrong un’s (wrong ones for the posh people here).
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Bit of a niche Bolton / Wigan thing I imagine.

Where else on earth would a “pie barm” be a thing?
 
Bookmakers adverts on TV. Not the moral aspect but the content.

Because they’re basically all offering an identical product they’re reduced to trying to entice us with nonsense like… At William Hill you can bet on football matches. Or.. Here at Corals we accept bets on horse racing.

It’s the equivalent of Tesco tempting us with enticers such as… Shop at Tesco because we sell bread.
 
Protein Junkie said:
I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones
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Johnny Mars Bar said:
Bit of a niche Bolton / Wigan thing I imagine.

Where else on earth would a “pie barm” be a thing?
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You’d think that Johnny and it is more popular (I can say that as that’s exactly where I live) but I’ve seen it all over Greater Manchester, even ‘The Buck’ pub vault, Ashton-on-Mersey, as far back as 1991, I remember that one because it was the first time I’d ever witnessed a man (well three to be precise) trying to look intimidating whilst eating a pie barm, fuckin weird.
 
Stephen230 said:
Bookmakers adverts on TV. Not the moral aspect but the content.

Because they’re basically all offering an identical product they’re reduced to trying to entice us with nonsense like… At William Hill you can bet on football matches. Or.. Here at Corals we accept bets on horse racing.

It’s the equivalent of Tesco tempting us with enticers such as… Shop at Tesco because we sell bread.
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Lager brands are the same. Lager is all basically the same shit let’s be honest.

“Drink Heineken. It gets you pissed.”
 
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