Stupid little things that bug you

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Men who chomp pies and barm’s aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst walking around, even worse when it’s actually a pie ON a barm, proper weird fuckers.

Men who go to the tip and suddenly turn into ‘Chuck Norris’ like they’re tough as fuck, proper weird fuckers.

Men who chomp pies on a barm aggressively with a scowling, tough look on their face whilst at the tip I may have to put in another more serious thread, proper wrong un’s (wrong ones for the posh people here).

Bit of a niche Bolton / Wigan thing I imagine.

Where else on earth would a “pie barm” be a thing?

 

[Stephen230]

Bookmakers adverts on TV. Not the moral aspect but the content.

Because they’re basically all offering an identical product they’re reduced to trying to entice us with nonsense like… At William Hill you can bet on football matches. Or.. Here at Corals we accept bets on horse racing.

It’s the equivalent of Tesco tempting us with enticers such as… Shop at Tesco because we sell bread.

 

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

Fucking scouser. Even more so today after the joint email sent by both clubs. The scouser can just fuck off!!!.

 

[Barcon]

Why do we need different sizes of eggs.
You can stick your small eggs up your arse.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Why do we need different sizes of eggs.
You can stick your small eggs up your arse.

I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones

 

[Barcon]

I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones

 

[Protein Junkie]

Don’t tell Drone I said that :-)

 

[idahoblues]

I’ve tried it mate :-) prefer the larger ones

Hard boiled?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Hard boiled?

After I had finished with them Yes :-)

 

[idahoblues]

After I had finished with them Yes :-)

Pickled too