Stupid little things that bug you

[blueyorkie]

Do you mean ‘should of’ instead of ‘should have’ ?

Incidentally, my spell check thing altered it to read like yours.

Yes , appreciate that let out comment!

 

[Stephen230]

Totally meaningless loyalty points on taxi apps.

Like you are ever going to book a taxi and some fucker rings you back and says…Oh I see you have 500 points and are a “super rider”. We’ll definitely get you a better driver and be there sooner than if you’d only had 200 points

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Towel leaving sunbed tossers.

In the afternoon, when they’re all lying there in their prime spot near the pool, just dive bomb near them so they all get soaked.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When a player taking a corner puts the ball down and has to wait until the lines person cranes their neck over it to see that a fraction of it is over the line. Lord have mercy!

Also when the linesman at a corner stands in front of the ball when the referee is talking to someone and hasn’t blown his whistle yet.

What do these linesmen think happens on the other side of the pitch where there’s no linesman when these things happen? Do they think players just plonk the ball in the wrong place and take the corner before the ref has blown his whistle?

I know footballers are generally thick as fuck, but that does my swede in.

 

[ray21]

The stupid squeaky laugh and that Oh no no no no no that are on memes.

 

[Gabriel]

Also when the linesman at a corner stands in front of the ball when the referee is talking to someone and hasn’t blown his whistle yet.

What do these linesmen think happens on the other side of the pitch where there’s no linesman when these things happen? Do they think players just plonk the ball in the wrong place and take the corner before the ref has blown his whistle?

I know footballers are generally thick as fuck, but that does my swede in.

Nicely observed. I miss the days when a player could launch such a foul-mouthed tirade at the linesman that it would prompt a ferocious waving of the flag. You always knew that spelt trouble, but headsets and microphones have robbed us of that drama.

 

[laserblue]

There's a match commentator (BT I think), who pronounces his "G"s like "K"s, eg: Erlink, Bellinkham, Sterlink, Sportink. Quite off puttink

He also comes out with Mahress. Keown also gets on my tits with his constant references to Roddery.

 

[Keeper!]

The hate campaign against Megan M from the Daily Mail, it's becoming a weird, racist obsession.

 

[give it to gordon]

You turn up at the supermarket and the car park is fairly empty. I think great its going to be empty'ish inside. Only to find it packed with employees doing online shopping.

 

[Grassland Blue]

You turn up at the supermarket and the car park is fairly empty. I think great its going to be empty'ish inside. Only to find it packed with employees doing online shopping.

Or you park somewhere well away from other cars so that you can get in and out easily (and there is no chance of an accidental ding in a door) only for some halfwit to come and park alongside....

 

[diegoalv]

It is annoying when the flat is getting very untidy and there is no one around (except me) who can clean it.
Friend of mine recommended to check dazzling cleaning on this website and maybe hire them for a weekly cleaning.
I can cook and shop and do some basic repairs, but when it comes to cleaning it's not for me at all.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

It is annoying when the flat is getting very untidy and there is no one around (except me) who cal clean it.

I feel your pain!

There are periods of the year where I work 10-13 hours a day and I don’t have the time nor energy to clean the flat.

I’m thinking of getting a cleaner in for those times because I hate untidiness and uncleanliness.

 

[Stephen230]

People who leave a big space at the end of a post, so you have to scroll down and down to finally see some shit and highly predictable “joke”

 

[Stoned Rose]

I feel your pain!

There are periods of the year where I work 10-13 hours a day and I don’t have the time nor energy to clean the flat.

I’m thinking of getting a cleaner in for those times because I hate untidiness and uncleanliness.

If you’re at work 13 hours and probably asleep for about 8 of the other 11 how does the gaff get untidy?

 

[laserblue]

People who leave a big space at the end of a post, so you have to scroll down and down to finally see some shit and highly predictable “joke”

I've never seen anybody do that.









Much.

 

[laserblue]

If you’re at work 13 hours and probably asleep for about 8 of the other 11 how does the gaff get untidy?

It's probably the goats. Proper messy bastards they are.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

If you’re at work 13 hours and probably asleep for about 8 of the other 11 how does the gaff get untidy?

Cooking, washing/ironing piling up, dust, not having time to clean the bathroom properly etc.

 

[Donmcfc]

There's a match commentator (BT I think), who pronounces his "G"s like "K"s, eg: Erlink, Bellinkham, Sterlink, Sportink. Quite off puttink

He's an absolute kunt.

 

[Blue Mist]

Cooking, washing/ironing piling up, dust, not having time to clean the bathroom properly etc.

Here's a tip, leave the shower door open when you're in it. The bathroom will be clean in no time.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Just watching Fortress Britain with Alice Roberts and, on Episode 3, they’re talking about the Cold War and THREE separate people on the programme have pronounced the word ‘nuclear’ as fucking ‘nucular’. The North-East blonde woman must say it half a dozen times.

Idiots.