Stupid little things that bug you

[Cellarite]

Having threads pulled and not having a clue why.

 

[Barcon]

Should be watching loose women lol

Is that when a packed lunch gets all flappy?

 

[Protein Junkie]

That advert where the little kid doesn't know whether wet wipes should go in the toilet or the bin,

Everyone knows Wet wipes go on the Match day thread.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

That advert where the little kid doesn't know whether wet wipes should go in the toilet or the bin, there's something about his voice that really annoys me! That advert seems to be on the TV/radio every five minutes. I'm sure he's a lovely kid really.

He gets on my fucking nerves.
That ad, and the shoe polish one, makes me want to put my foot through the radio

 

[JRockBlues]

Trees planted near lampposts so that while growing the canopy prevents any light penetrating to street level.

 

[staffsblue]

People who whistle in public. Just entered my changing cubicle after my swim this morning, and a bloke entered the adjacent cubicle, even though the rest of the cubicles in the changing room were empty. Whatever happened to social distancing, by the way?
Anyway, said bloke instantly started whistling while changing. Why do people insist on doing this? Is it just a nervous reaction to silence, or do they just create noise pollution to be deliberately annoying?
I'm with Depeche Mode. I enjoy the silence!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is that a euphemism?

Not with her it's not.

 

[mexico1970]

All schools should have a no parking zone, the priority on leaving schools should be that children can disperse safely.

 

[Dirty Harry]

People who whistle in public. Just entered my changing cubicle after my swim this morning, and a bloke entered the adjacent cubicle, even though the rest of the cubicles in the changing room were empty. Whatever happened to social distancing, by the way?
Anyway, said bloke instantly started whistling while changing. Why do people insist on doing this? Is it just a nervous reaction to silence, or do they just create noise pollution to be deliberately annoying?
I'm with Depeche Mode. I enjoy the silence!

Let us know when you’re home safe mate.

 

[Barcon]

Agreeing to hang a couple of doors for a friend on your day off (today) and then drinking beer in the garden all day yesterday.

 

[Looby_Blue]

Sneezing. Used to get a little buzz out of a sneeze, now they just wind me up.

 

[pee dubya]

Pigeon feeding fucking morons. Fuck off.

 

[Barcon]

Sneezing. Used to get a little buzz out of a sneeze, now they just wind me up.

I swear my wife uses a sneeze to try and give me a heart attack.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

All schools should have a no parking zone, the priority on leaving schools should be that children can disperse safely.

There is one outside my granddaughter's school. Warning signs, zig-zags, yellow lines, the full panoply...and all totally ignored.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who whistle in public. Just entered my changing cubicle after my swim this morning, and a bloke entered the adjacent cubicle, even though the rest of the cubicles in the changing room were empty. Whatever happened to social distancing, by the way?
Anyway, said bloke instantly started whistling while changing. Why do people insist on doing this? Is it just a nervous reaction to silence, or do they just create noise pollution to be deliberately annoying?
I'm with Depeche Mode. I enjoy the silence!

I was in pub watching a local band do their set. Whilst most people applauded, one guy was constantly giving out loud fingers-in-mouth screeching whistles. Total attention seeker.

 

[staffsblue]

I was in pub watching a local band do their set. Whilst most people applauded, one guy was constantly giving out loud fingers-in-mouth screeching whistles. Total attention seeker.

Absolutely no need for that.

 

[mancboy]

People who ask you a question and then tell you that you're wrong when you answer them.

If you already know what the fuck are you asking me for?

 

[bluebc]

Joggers with headlamps or torches attached to their vests , why ?
You’re not harder to see than your average pedestrian, you’re just moving a bit quicker

 

[crublue1]

Twats who pull out in front of you, then fucking dawdle. If you're gonna pull out on someone, at least make an effort and floor it.
Even worse, someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to brake. So you look in the mirror, and nobody behind you. So not only is that twat a bad driver, he can't even see beyond you as you approach. Wankers.
Cunts who sit on your arse on the motorway, despite visibility being poor. The 2 second rule should somehow be measured, and fines given out to tailgating pricks.

 

[lawton mellor]

People who ask you a question and then tell you that you're wrong when you answer them.

If you already know what the fuck are you asking me for?

do you know Dave?