Stupid little things that bug you

kaz7 said:
I got a bread knife from amazon so i had to give the guy my first name and date of birth , clearly i am an old **** who is going to use it to cut bread but i could be thinking of stabbing next doors dog , therefore giving my date of birth proves nothing really
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Yesterday, I bought a small garden fork and trowel from my local B&M. The cashier had to call for a store supervisor to authorise the purchase.
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Today, I painted the front gate. When finished, I cleaned the brushes and put everything away, then realised I's missed a bit off the top rail (the part where I'd be holding the gate). Had to go through all the clean up business again. Should probably have junked the brush!
 
People who tell you they are going for a shit. Npt going toilet or for a number two, but no, I am going for a shit. My arse feels like it will explode. I am touching cloth... FFs keep it to your self. I just want to eat my sausage roll
 
ray21 said:
The other night after the Crystal Palace game the guy in the studio said something like Palace beat United under the lights at Selhurst Park, why do they always have to say under the lights, it’s dark we know it’s under the lights.
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All games in the top seven or eight divisions are played under lights. They just aren't always turned on.
 
ray21 said:
The other night after the Crystal Palace game the guy in the studio said something like Palace beat United under the lights at Selhurst Park, why do they always have to say under the lights, it’s dark we know it’s under the lights.
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But if they didn't, we might not know that some games are played "under the lights, on a special European night, backed by the Kop in full voice, European royalty, best fans ever, this means more..."
 
What a lying the **** internet turned out to be. Followed instructions to wash my fabric vertical blinds all rolled up and put into one of those delicates bags to put on delicates wash. Spent the last jour trimming bits of fraying on the edge of loads of them. What a twat of a job. Think they may be alright in the end, fingers crossed. Sorry for the mumsnet style post, but it certainly bugged me. Back to talking about tits, beer and sport......
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
What a lying the **** internet turned out to be. Followed instructions to wash my fabric vertical blinds all rolled up and put into one of those delicates bags to put on delicates wash. Spent the last jour trimming bits of fraying on the edge of loads of them. What a twat of a job. Think they may be alright in the end, fingers crossed. Sorry for the mumsnet style post, but it certainly bugged me. Back to talking about tits, beer and sport......
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Can't wait for the Stella Artois sponsored tennis tournament at Wimbledon this year. I love watching the women's matches. Great rallies.
 
I lost the battery charger for a garden tool so contacted the manufacturer to ask about a replacement. I gave them model and serial number. Their first email response was the now, obligatory, "We are experiencing heavier than usual..."
Their second email aske me to take a picture of the missing item. Despite all temptations to be rude or sarcastic, I merely pointed out the obvious flaw in their request and remined them of model and serial number.
However, On the company's "Spare Parts" website, I did find said item (though out of stock) and duly copied the image and sent it to them, clearly pointing out it was taken from their website.
 
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