Stupid little things that bug you

[BlueMoonday]

Gormless idiots who walk slowly whilst looking at their phone and then come to a sudden stop causing an obstruction.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Gormless idiots who walk slowly whilst looking at their phone and then come to a sudden stop causing an obstruction.

Usually at the entrance to shops or malls and escalators.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People who count themselves experts but display ignorance regularly. Eg: Cricket commentators who can’t distinguish between an edge to gully and a slice off an open faced bat: Football commentators who think the inside of the foot and the instep are the same thing.

Agreed, everyone's a fucking expert. Cooks who have won a competition suddenly become Master Chefs and can quote Escoffier in their sleep, people who are doing a house up and telling you like they actually know what thet're doing and ' Have a go ' Youtubers....all experts in their own right....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Usually at the entrance to shops or malls and escalators.

or T1 MIA.

 

[laserblue]

Gormless idiots who walk slowly whilst looking at their phone and then come to a sudden stop causing an obstruction.

The other day I was taking a piss when a lad stood at the next urinal started scrolling through his phone for the duration of his piss.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The other day I was taking a piss when a lad stood at the next urinal started scrolling through his phone for the duration of his piss.

If he was young he was googling how to piss ?

 

[BlueMoonday]

The other day I was taking a piss when a lad stood at the next urinal started scrolling through his phone for the duration of his piss.

Awful hygiene that. Dirty bastard

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The other day I was taking a piss when a lad stood at the next urinal started scrolling through his phone for the duration of his piss.

Did he side swipe or just scroll down.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Awful hygiene that. Dirty bastard

On a similar topic, I've always been surprised that people wash their hands after using the toilet in a public place, only then to touch the door handle with their hand.

I always use my sleeve to open the door after washing my hands. Obviously it's a dirty sleeve put it's better than my hand touching it after hundreds of people have used their handle with their hands after handling their knobs.

Probably a futile act as naturally you would end up touching other surfaces later but still, it still seems odd to wash your hands then touch a pissy door handle.

 

[laserblue]

Awful hygiene that. Dirty bastard

Not as dirty as the dirty bastard I once saw emerge from a trap at a motorway services after taking a dump and walking out without washing his hands. I saw him again a couple of minutes later at the Burger King in the concourse hand feeding chips to his toddler.