Stupid little things that bug you

[ericpodeofcroydon]

knobheads who write “spat my brew out need a new keyboard now” in response to some shit comment they found funny.

You didn’t and no you don’t, you ****.

 

[Skr1975]

Just heard an advert on the radio for 'Phat Lads'.

No idea what they do, but it reminded me that any business that spells words differently are not worthy of any custom.

Stuff like hairdressers that have the word 'cutz' or takeaways that have 'burgerz'. Just lazy and unimaginative.

How did you know the spelling of it if it was on the radio ?

 

[smevchenko]

How did you know the spelling of it if it was on the radio ?

Because they went to the effort of spelling it out!

I assume because if anyone (for some strange reason) decided to google them, they would have searched for 'Fat Lads' instead.

 

[Casey69]

Quiz show hosts who say … and if you win some money today what will you do with it ?
Just once I wish a contestant would say … piss it up the wall !!!

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Quiz show hosts who say … and if you win some money today what will you do with it ?
Just once I wish a contestant would say … piss it up the wall !!!

Or "Pay some bills & reduce my overdraft you nosey bastard"

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just picked up my car from a diagnostic and repair from Toyota, sorted two problems out, the expensive one under warranty so happy enough however, the third issue is a tyre pressure light that won't go off....I explained I wasn't an idiot and know when cold it can come on etc. They've told me it was a tyre weight being out of place causing a slight leak of air and it's sorted & been reset now.

Yes it was for 6 miles of driving, literally just pulled on my drive and the fucker is on again!!!!

 

[Really_here]

When you put two socks in the washing machine and only one comes out, one of lifes big mysteries

The other mystery is how does the missing sock suddenly turn up days later?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

TV hosts and compares who encourage the audience to "Give it up for"......
What happened to just "Give applause"?

 

[kaz7]

My stomach is full after four hot crumpets with butter , when i want to eat the whole packet

 

[Really_here]

TV hosts and compares who encourage the audience to "Give it up for"......
What happened to just "Give applause"?

or a "big hand" ?