Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

I'm not even allowed near it mate. Same goes for closing back up the butter packaging.

 

[give it to gordon]

The missus watching the beds feeding from our bedroom window (bungalow). Everywhere is white with the hardness frost we have in a few years. Everywhere is frozen solid.
I have already been out to fed the birds.

Missus ' is it cold out there ' ?
Me ' no it's bloody baking ' !

 

[Grassland Blue]

Close on 15 minutes on BBC news, tonight
Would the yanks give two fucks about us. NO.

In Mozambique, before Christmas, nearly 100 people died in a cyclone . It was a footnote on BBC News.

We've become the 51st State

Not if I can help it!
Boris gave us our cuntree back, don't forget.....

 

[.db.]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

You’re not supposed to use it as a condom.

 

[.db.]

Close on 15 minutes on BBC news, tonight
Would the yanks give two fucks about us. NO.

In Mozambique, before Christmas, nearly 100 people died in a cyclone . It was a footnote on BBC News.

We've become the 51st State

Upwards of 700,000 people died in the Ethiopian War of 2020-2022. I don’t ever remember it ever making it to BBC News as a story, yet they’d give us daily updates on the Johnny Depp and whatsername court case or constant ‘What Trump Said Today’ nonsense.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You’re not supposed to use it as a condom.

If it's cheaper then he will do it

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

Stop buying the cheap stuff then

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That unfeasibly tall yet attractive woman doing that colour clothe conditioner.At 6'14" she's one of the tallest models ever to be used on British TV.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Toilets in restaurants etc that only have cold water to wash your hands and then only have cold air blowing from the hand dryers.

 

[.db.]

That unfeasibly tall yet attractive woman doing that colour clothe conditioner.At 6'14" she's one of the tallest models ever to be used on British TV.

She’s 7foot2?

 

[NZBlue]

She’s 7foot2?

can't be right- sounds like a tall story to me



maybe even a tall storey

 

[bluemc]

Dry Robes. Seemingly the weapon of choice for middle aged women.

I mean, why are you wearing your swimming towel to do the school run?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Dry Robes. Seemingly the weapon of choice for middle aged women.

I mean, why are you wearing your swimming towel to do the school run?

There’s a snide version out but I can’t remember what it’s called but you see couples wearing them.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

She’s 7foot2?

On a good day....

 

[laserblue]

My glamorous postie always wear shorts, but not this week.

Did you ask him why? :D

 

[laserblue]

Toilets in restaurants etc that only have cold water to wash your hands and then only have cold air blowing from the hand dryers.

Even worse when the hand dryer doesn't work at all and you have to dry your hands on your hankie. That's happened to me a couple of times lately.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Dogs with coats? Where has this come from? I have had dogs for years, not one has ever frozen to death and one lived outside. Dogs don’t need a coat on.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Dry Robes. Seemingly the weapon of choice for middle aged women.

I mean, why are you wearing your swimming towel to do the school run?

It's worn by fat women thinking they are middle-class.

 

[stan bowles]

Dogs with coats? Where has this come from? I have had dogs for years, not one has ever frozen to death and one lived outside. Dogs don’t need a coat on.

Dogs and cats these days have more lagging around them than the average hot water tank.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Dogs with coats? Where has this come from? I have had dogs for years, not one has ever frozen to death and one lived outside. Dogs don’t need a coat on.

Depends on the dog breed really. Or their age.