Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

And every fucker thinks they can make a fortune if they chuck up a glamping pod on their land.
Overpriced shite.
Apologies to any dippers on this thread. This is what we mean by a glamping pod.
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In contrast, don't have a go at the fuckers doing glamping pods.....
Have a go at the daft fucks who spend a fortune to be in a shed or under a bedsheet.

 

[Gaz76]

Trying to peel a fucking Swede with one of them potato peelers. Fuckin infuriating! Had to get the knife on the big bastard!

Got me one of them from Aldi as well, roasted and made a cracking soup

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Every c*nt getting to a certain age and deciding they want a career change to become a personal trainer. Or that they're going to start baking cakes/brownies and become a millionaire by selling them on their new Facebook page and at local craft fairs.

By the way...I'm an influenza

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

People who pronounce Milan As Meelan.

Just fuck off.

vaffanculo scimmia fumatrice accanita

 

[jimharri]

By the way...I'm an influenza

Really? I'm a sagittarius.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Blues who spell Denis Law’s name wrong.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Blues who spell Denis Law’s name wrong.

That agitated me as well. Almost as much as the (possibly) American who just has to shout some words in every single fucking post

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Got me one of them from Aldi as well, roasted and made a cracking soup

Not sure which i would prefer. The roasted swede or potato peeler. Swede soup is not real. Surely you mean squash or pumpkin

 

[bluemc]

Blues who spell Denis Law’s name wrong.

Another topical with today's news is those who still persist with calling our number 9 "Harland".

 

[Barcon]

That agitated me as well. Almost as much as the (possibly) American who just has to shout some words in every single fucking post

He's a simpleton (assuming it's the same pillock).

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Dogs with coats? Where has this come from? I have had dogs for years, not one has ever frozen to death and one lived outside. Dogs don’t need a coat on.

And don't get me started on donkey jackets.

 

[the blue panther]

Biting my tongue. It can really fuckin' hurt, and bother me for a couple of days when it happens.
Stupid bastard!!

 

[KS55]

So ( dont you hate people who start a sentence with ' So ' ) 6 months ago I became the proud owner of a Mini Cooper S, a nippy little thing, bought as a replacement for an ageing Merc. It turned out to a totally unnecessarily complicated little annoyance. A leak in the boot, BMW/Mini must know about it as they put a grommit in there. Multi coloured Interior lights shine everywhere, all the time. It tells me, in a long drawn out text on the speedo, when it wants air in the tyres and will not agree that I've done it unless I take it for a drive and do stuff with it. It stops and starts under it's own freewill at some, not all, traffic lights. Apparantly I can alter it somehow but I'm not tech savvy and dont know a qualified 12 year old ....and now, since it's been designed by BMW, it has those windows that drop down half an inch when you go to open the door thus allowing the door to open. Except it wont if the windows are frozen up.....but that's OK because it has heated seats.

Techies design in features because they can, nothing to do with what the customer needs. This phenomenon is all over the place now.

 

[Gaz76]

Not sure which i would prefer. The roasted swede or potato peeler. Swede soup is not real. Surely you mean squash or pumpkin

If swede soup is not real then what was that I had for my dinner yesterday? Yes it was pretty good but not unreal

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who pronounce Milan As Meelan.

Just fuck off.

Reminds me of that prick commentator from the early 2010's, who pronounced Balotelli as

Ballllllllotehhhhhlli

 

[Tuearts right boot]

And don't get me started on donkey jackets.

Or penguin suits

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Really? I'm a sagittarius.

I'm a Pyrex...a test tube baby.

 

[Bill Walker]

Russian's.
Phuket is like little Moscow.
Fucking annoying, rude, loud, obnoxious twats.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Audiences at tv ""talent shows" who stand and scream hysterically as soon as a singer (almost) hits a high note or carries a note for more than 5 seconds.
Especially if there's a sob story to go with the performance.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Russian's.
Phuket is like little Moscow.
Fucking annoying, rude, loud, obnoxious twats.

Ukraine knows about them.