Stupid little things that bug you

[Bri1975]

Over 60’s that use machines in the gym as chairs and sit there for a good natter

 

[BlueMoonday]

Over 60’s that use machines in the gym as chairs and sit there for a good natter

Kids in the gym during peak hours is just as bad. If you don't work then go to the gym during the day...

 

[Gaz76]

People signing off emails "kind regards", wankers, do they say it when they get their change of the bloke in the paper shop? A simple thanks is a lot more sincere than kind fucking regards

 

[KS55]

Over 60’s that use machines in the gym as chairs and sit there for a good natter

Oh, I thought that was what they were there for.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People signing off emails "kind regards", wankers, do they say it when they get their change of the bloke in the paper shop? A simple thanks is a lot more sincere than kind fucking regards

Guilty, your honour.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Audiences at tv ""talent shows" who stand and scream hysterically as soon as a singer (almost) hits a high note or carries a note for more than 5 seconds.
Especially if there's a sob story to go with the performance.

Not that I lower myself you understand but on the off chance I've seen it, I do agree. Most of the culprits have fat lips, tattooed eybrows and orange skin.

 

[normskih]

People signing off emails "kind regards", wankers, do they say it when they get their change of the bloke in the paper shop? A simple thanks is a lot more sincere than kind fucking regards

Blimey, what’s wrong with being polite?

 

[Gaz76]

Blimey, what’s wrong with being polite?

There's nothing wrong with being polite, but if you sign off every email as though your Enid Blighton you are losing the politeness

Thanks

 

[KS55]

There's nothing wrong with being polite, but if you sign off every email as though your Enid Blighton you are losing the politeness

Thanks

Noddy says hi.
Kind regards

 

[mancboy]

Klopp on that trivago advert infuriates the tombstone teethed twat

 

[Bill Walker]

Klopp on that trivago advert infuriates the tombstone teethed twat

Klopp is doing advertising?
That absolute **** must be rolling in money already.

 

[mancboy]

Klopp is doing advertising?
That absolute **** must be rolling in money already.

those inhalers werent cheap u know

 

[give it to gordon]

Car insurance
Quote my renewal at £424, kin hell that's alot so look around and get deal for £224.
So I phone to tell them I won't be renewing and the reason. They come back and say they can match that price lol.
I just laughed and said if you had quoted me that in the first place I wouldn't be moving lol.
I've already paid the other company so please do not renew mine or take my money out of my account in March.

 

[East Level 2]

Car insurance
Quote my renewal at £424, kin hell that's alot so look around and get deal for £224.
So I phone to tell them I won't be renewing and the reason. They come back and say they can match that price lol.
I just laughed and said if you had quoted me that in the first place I wouldn't be moving lol.
I've already paid the other company so please do not renew mine or take my money out of my account in March.

My insurance went down, but when I phoned to check I was getting the same level of cover, the automatic answer bullshit was going on about increased premiums due to higher prices for replacement parts.

 

[Bill Walker]

My insurance went down, but when I phoned to check I was getting the same level of cover, the automatic answer bullshit was going on about increased premiums due to higher prices for replacement parts.

So the increased prices for replacement parts made your premium go down?

Interesting.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

Trying to take your coat off after sitting in your seat on a Ryanair flight without accidentally chinning the occupants next to you or putting yourself in a half nelson.

 

[Bill Walker]

One of my biggest hates is skateboards

 

[Mr Grumpy]

One of my biggest hates is skateboards

Have you tried taking lessons?

 

[Marlo]

Dirtbikes, scramblers whatever the fuck they are called. The sound of them instantly pisses me off.

When you are on the phone an somebody comes to talk/interrupt you. Like unless it is emergency an your head is falling off fuck off. Had it happen twice, one bloke knock on the office can clearly see I'm on the phone, no fuck I'll come in an talk at you. Another one some bloke just interrupted my conversation to ask for directions.

 

[Bill Walker]

Real estate agents who ring you touting for business.

"Hi, it's bla bla bla from bla bla bla, how are you today?......
fuck right off, say nothing press red button.