Stupid little things that bug you

[mexico1970]

ebay auctions.

Just getting to the vinegar strokes and 99% of the time someone comes along and pisses on your chips.

 

[Protein Junkie]

How many letters ?

Thousands every day.
That’s why he is tired.
Oh Misty my friend. You fell for that oldie.

 

[diegoalv]

My flu is really annoying right now. It’s getting warmer outside, and I honestly didn’t plan on spending the whole day in bed. I had so many things I wanted to get done, but this flu just has me completely drained. Hopefully, my delivery from canadian pharmacy partner arrives soon. I’ve ordered some meds that should help me feel better in no time. It’s always a relief to know that I can count on them for the right products, especially when I'm feeling down. With any luck, I’ll be back on my feet soon and able to enjoy the warmer weather

 

[Blue Mist]

Thousands every day.
That’s why he is tired.
Oh Misty my friend. You fell for that oldie.

Fell for it !!!!!

I set you up.

I am your Ernie Wise

 

[BlueMoonday]

People who can't control their kids in the supermarket. Shut your offspring up. It's a shop, not a playground.

 

[Magicpole]

Hideous cunts who hate bagpipes. Borderline racism. Although, a player who is not top notch, can be morally, emotionally and psychologically challenging.

And while we are on the subject of cunts. Cunts who walk to the front of a queue when a bus arrives. I have exchanged my views on that numerous times with the aforementioned cunts. Total chancing, classless bastards.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Noisy eaters

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Fell for it !!!!!

I set you up.

I am your Ernie Wise

Eric Morecambe always said that Ernie was a tight bastard ........

 

[Eccles Blue]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

 

[Magicpole]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

Or, even better. Who did you feel when you scored?
Let’s take this up a notch.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Noisy eaters

Misophonia is real!

 

[BlueMoonday]

Misophonia is real!

I have it and don't mind admitting it. But why are cunts so noisy at eating? Just eat normally like a human being.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Interviewers who say ‘talk us through your goal’ what’s wrong with ‘how did you feel when you scored?’

Or, even better. Who did you feel when you scored?
Let’s take this up a nonotch.

I'd love the scorer to say...

" Well, what the fuck do you think?....a bit pissed off, really. I smacked it as hard as I could, and then I remembered that I'd left the tele on at home. I'm a silly sausage "

Inane interviewer questions

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I'd love the scorer to say...

" Well, what the fuck do you think?....a bit pissed off, really. I smacked it as hard as I could, and then I remembered that I'd left the tele on at home. I'm a silly sausage "

Inane interviewer questions

You are Ian Brightwell and I claim my £5.

 

[Big Swifty]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

 

[eric pode of croydon]

Noisy eaters

I would quite happily sit and watch a noisy eater choke to death.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I would quite happily sit and watch a noisy eater choke to death.

I was in a public lift and some twat was in the lift munching on popcorn and chewing loudly. I wanted to deck the c*nt. How can you eat like that in public?

 

[Stoned Rose]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Do you see headlines about City referring to Kevin, or Erling, or Jeremy?

Tbf it’s not Alexander Armstrong either.

 

[Stoned Rose]

ebay auctions.

Just getting to the vinegar strokes and 99% of the time someone comes along and pisses on your chips.

For some, that’s the best ending.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I hate headlines that say "Trent this..." and "Trent that...."

Its not bloody Trent. It's "Alexander-Armstrong". If that's too long for a headline, just call him "Arnold" or "AA".

Are you sure?