Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Soap.If the government want us to use it, why do they make it so slippery?

 

[Barcon]

Toothbrush. If it was invented anywhere other than Droylesden it would be called a teethbrush.

 

[Bill Walker]

People who post pictures sideways.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who wear baseball caps indoors. Backwards.

Or any kind of hat
Or sunglasses

 

[xmusampa]

Or any kind of hat
Or sunglasses

Or baseball cap

 

[Bill Walker]

Political threads

 

[Bill Walker]

Waiting on hold listening to the worlds worst music.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Waiting on hold listening to the worlds worst music.

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

And "is there anything else I can help you with today?"

My usual answer: "do you really think that you just helped me then?"

 

[DrBlueBob]

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

Your call is important to us. Please hold until it is no longer important to you.

 

[KS55]

People on a bus or train who engage me in conversation but just carry on wittering after I have told them I am deaf.
What part of “I am deaf” do they not understand?
I saw a vid on utube where a blind man was asked by the manager of a gym to stop staring at people. When the guy said “I am blind” the manager replied “Well stop staring then.”

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

Is that like Mafia rates? How much for the rest of the body?

 

[Grassland Blue]

The word 'gotten'.
Used instead of got.
We don't say," I've gotten a luverley bunch of coconuts" do we?
Damned yankees.

 

[mexico1970]

People on a bus or train who engage me in conversation but just carry on wittering after I have told them I am deaf.
What part of “I am deaf” do they not understand?
I saw a vid on utube where a blind man was asked by the manager of a gym to stop staring at people. When the guy said “I am blind” the manager replied “Well stop staring then.”

I get this a lot too, but I am rude enough to just ignore them after I have told them anyway.

 

[Streetsweeper]

Fucking Yodel, the cunts.

 

[Donmcfc]

British men who wear cowboy hats. Don't they realise how stupid they look?

 

[Grassland Blue]

British men who wear cowboy hats. Don't they realise how stupid they look?

Yee ha!

 

[Bri1975]

Grown men punching the punch the bag thing in arcades to see if they score the highest whilst surrounded by kids playing games

 

[doots]

Call centre/customer service calls when they say "parfeck".
All i arks is some proper English language innit.