Stupid little things that bug you

People who moan about...

"I don't think MY taxes should pay for.....(insert some random bullshit that they've got a hair up their arse about here)"

It isn't your money once it's been taken, it's the government's money, and they waste it on all manner of stuff, least of all the thing you've got a hair up your arse about. You've just been played by some Daily Mail article which was designed solely to make you foam at the mouth rather than actually think critically about public spending you daft prick!

Fucking "MY taxes" - shakes head, exhales deeply and rolls eyes.
 
Waiting on hold listening to the worlds worst music.
Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.
 
Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.
And "is there anything else I can help you with today?"

My usual answer: "do you really think that you just helped me then?"
 
Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.
Your call is important to us. Please hold until it is no longer important to you.
 

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