Stupid little things that bug you

KS55 said:
My dishwasher has 7 programs. We use 2, quick wash and what I call ‘normal’.
No idea what the other five do.
I bought a washing machine recently and selected the one with the fewest options for that very reason.
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I think you will find one of them BBC Norfolk


Here to help.
Happy to help.
 
noseve said:
"Can I get a ...?" When buying something.

What was wrong with "I'd like a .." or "may I have a..".

So pretentious - it's not a phrase that we all hear, all the time, so people have presumably consciously decided to adopt the expression?
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The English I was taught back in the 50s is a world away from how people speak and write today.
I made a recent online purchase, the seller, in error, sent me two items (only 1 paid for). I sent an email informing them of this. Their reply...
"How you "gt twice", you "wanna" keep and pay, "gonna" discount for you". If not "snd bk".
I was sarcastic in my response "Sorry my friend, I only speak English".
Their response was "Keep it "thks".
 
Waitresses that say "Enjoy"

Dog owners who think everyone is fine with their dirty, stinking, potentially dangerous mutt sniffing around you when you're peacefully sitting, minding your own business. "Don't worry, he's very friendly" ... Yes, I'm sure he is... until he isn't!

People who drive up your backside when you're sticking to the speed limit. A system that has become increasingly monitored and punished by big fines.
 
philfodenswristsock said:
Waitresses that say "Enjoy"

Dog owners who think everyone is fine with their dirty, stinking, potentially dangerous mutt sniffing around you when you're peacefully sitting, minding your own business. "Don't worry, he's very friendly" ... Yes, I'm sure he is... until he isn't!

People who drive up your backside when you're sticking to the speed limit. A system that has become increasingly monitored and punished by big fines.
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I'm a dog owner but I know what you mean.
 
Bill Walker said:
I'm a dog owner but I know what you mean.
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We always tell people who approach that our dog is reactive and and them not to try to pat him or get too close.

There's always some (usually doddery old) twat who thinks they're a fucking dog whisperer, who ignores any boundaries that we set up.

They invariably say something like "my dog was like that but...", probably omitting to say that their dog was put down for biting someone.

Tossers.
 
Lavinda Past said:
We always tell people who approach that our dog is reactive and and them not to try to pat him or get too close.

There's always some (usually doddery old) twat who thinks they're a fucking dog whisperer, who ignores any boundaries that we set up.

They invariably say something like "my dog was like that but...", probably omitting to say that their dog was put down for biting someone.

Tossers.
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Havn just been told off for calling a deaf person deaf instead of 'hearing impaired' I instantly thought of Carlins take on it all...

 
noseve said:
Girls with fantastic figures, who wear nothing underneath their skin-tight t-shirts with a funny slogan, but then complain just because I spend 15 minutes reading it...
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... whilst searching for my change




(better later than never)
 
People painting roundabouts. Not just that though, people painting roundabouts and filming it.

People are very odd.
 
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