Stupid little things that bug you

[Newman Noggs]

"WE" aren't pregnant "SHE" is pregnant.

And she didn't "fall" pregnant

 

[mexico1970]

And she didn't "fall" pregnant

Immediately can't carry a bag and expects Chad to go to deep breathing exercise class ;-)

 

[uwerosler28]

"WE" aren't pregnant "SHE" is pregnant.

Always found pregnancy announcements weird , especially to the mothers family. Guess what I've been jizzing up your daughter with no protection, come and shake my hand !.

 

[mexico1970]

Always found pregnancy announcements weird , especially to the mothers family. Guess what I've been jizzing up your daughter with no protection, come and shake my hand !.

"jizzing" sounds a bit posh mate :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Look North West has more weather forecasters than the rest of the country put together I’m almost sure!!!

There's a lot weather for them to deal with

 

[ballbag]

Being on call.

 

[noseve]

Lunch ?

Surely you mean dinner ;)

Hehe - so what does the word 'lunch' mean then? :-/

 

[give it to gordon]

Hehe - so what does the word 'lunch' mean then? :-/

No idea !!

 

[East Level 2]

Hehe - so what does the word 'lunch' mean then? :-/

Lunch is a mid-day meal you go out for. Dinner is if you have it at home, school or work.
Similarly, dinner is an evening meal you go out for and tea is your evening meal at home.

 

[mexico1970]

Lunch is a mid-day meal you go out for. Dinner is if you have it at home, school or work.
Similarly, dinner is an evening meal you go out for and tea is your evening meal at home.

Stop it mate just stop it.

Dinner lady not lunch lady, doing lunch is for tarquins ;-)

 

[East Level 2]

Stop it mate just stop it.

Dinner lady not lunch lady, doing lunch is for tarquins ;-)

But dinner ladies are in schools so you aren't going out for it. Though you did at our secondary school as the canteen was across the yard.
Companies used to give out LUNCHeon Vouchers not dinner vouchers.

 

[mexico1970]

But dinner ladies are in schools so you aren't going out for it. Though you did at our secondary school as the canteen was across the yard.
Companies used to give out LUNCHeon Vouchers not dinner vouchers.

I have never had a bloody luncheon voucher but I have had a free dinner ticket, you're the sort of person who has a chip barm and a fanta for your dinner.

 

[xmusampa]

Are you resident in Royston Vasey?

Obviously he’s not from round here?

 

[give it to gordon]

Missus, why move my stuff from the top of my bedside cabinet.
Took me ages to find my vitamins and I'm still can't find my beard brush. Just why ?

 

[Eccles Blue]

Missus, why move my stuff from the top of my bedside cabinet.
Took me ages to find my vitamins and I'm still can't find my beard brush. Just why ?

Wow your Missus has a beard? ;-) :-)

 

[East Level 2]

I have never had a bloody luncheon voucher but I have had a free dinner ticket, you're the sort of person who has a chip barm and a fanta for your dinner.

Nowt wrong with chip barms for dinner. Not that arsed about Fanta though.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Lunch is a mid-day meal you go out for. Dinner is if you have it at home, school or work.
Similarly, dinner is an evening meal you go out for and tea is your evening meal at home.

And Breakfast is when you ' break the fast '........

 

[noseve]

Lunch is a mid-day meal you go out for. Dinner is if you have it at home, school or work.
Similarly, dinner is an evening meal you go out for and tea is your evening meal at home.

Nah - http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lunch

 

[kaz7]

The fucking sticky seal thing on a loaf of bread, i no longer have a good and bad side, just two bad, i cant keep asking the guy next door to open things for me as i have been doing these past few months, i just now got so annoyed i chucked it at the wall

Thing is i really fancy some toast ! Been trying to teach merlin how to do these things but he is not catching on, he is my cuddle buddy so i will let him off

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The fucking sticky seal thing on a loaf of bread, i no longer have a good and bad side, just two bad, i cant keep asking the guy next door to open things for me as i have been doing these past few months, i just now got so annoyed i chucked it at the wall

Thing is i really fancy some toast ! Been trying to teach merlin how to do these things but he is not catching on, he is my cuddle buddy so i will let him off

Can you not manage a peg Kaz? Not quite a full seal but better than nothing.