The Agenda: Part Deux

[GOULDYBOBS]

1. League Champions
2. CL qualification 2 years on trot
3. FA Cup winners (including derby semi)
4. 3rd Place in League (joint second)
5. 2 League semi finals
6. More players capped for England than ever in our history
7. Most players on field at same time for England in a game
8. Least goals conceded last season
9. Most Clean sheets
10. Our shit defence this season .... best in League (whole football league)
11. Our shit forwards second highest goalscorers
12. Our shit team just passed most games ever undefeated (Home and Away) in League
13. Undefeated at home in CL
14. Averaged over 40K per season since moving from main road
15. Plus loads I've probably missed
Keep the agenda rolling it has zero impact[/quote]

if you make your own newspaper I would buy it

 

[pirate]

1. League Champions
2. CL qualification 2 years on trot
3. FA Cup winners (including derby semi)
4. 3rd Place in League (joint second)
5. 2 League semi finals
6. More players capped for England than ever in our history
7. Most players on field at same time for England in a game
8. Least goals conceded last season
9. Most Clean sheets
10. Our shit defence this season .... best in League (whole football league)
11. Our shit forwards second highest goalscorers
12. Our shit team just passed most games ever undefeated (Home and Away) in League
13. Undefeated at home in CL
14. Averaged over 40K per season since moving from main road
15. Plus loads I've probably missed
Keep the agenda rolling it has zero impact

if you make your own newspaper I would buy it[/quote]


quality post fella.

only one critisism, point 14 is factually incorrect, we "only" averaged 39,997 in 06/07 season.

I am too much of a geek

 

[Blue2112]

Sky's new multi room advert for their skybox goes something along these lines 'Mum and my little brother are watching a film, my older brother is watching his beloved Man U. (shows his bedroom with a framed Giggs shirt) and i'm watching animal documentaries'.

No agenda then hey hey. Me paranoid don't believe it. It's as plain as the nose on Sir Alex's face.

 

[Pam]

Sky's new multi room advert for their skybox goes something along these lines 'Mum and my little brother are watching a film, my older brother is watching his beloved Man U. (shows his bedroom with a framed Giggs shirt) and i'm watching animal documentaries'.

No agenda then hey hey. Me paranoid don't believe it. It's as plain as the nose on Sir Alex's face.

For the MILLIONTH time, stop exaggerating.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

1. League Champions
2. CL qualification 2 years on trot
3. FA Cup winners (including derby semi)
4. 3rd Place in League (joint second)
5. 2 League semi finals
6. More players capped for England than ever in our history
7. Most players on field at same time for England in a game
8. Least goals conceded last season
9. Most Clean sheets
10. Our shit defence this season .... best in League (whole football league)
11. Our shit forwards second highest goalscorers
12. Our shit team just passed most games ever undefeated (Home and Away) in League
13. Undefeated at home in CL
14. Averaged over 40K per season since moving from main road
15. Plus loads I've probably missed
Keep the agenda rolling it has zero impact

if you make your own newspaper I would buy it

quality post fella.

only one critisism, point 14 is factually incorrect, we "only" averaged 39,997 in 06/07 season.

I am too much of a geek[/quote]



also we didnt finish joint second we were 3rd because of goal difference, you sneaky rag ****

 

[Blue2112]

Sky's new multi room advert for their skybox goes something along these lines 'Mum and my little brother are watching a film, my older brother is watching his beloved Man U. (shows his bedroom with a framed Giggs shirt) and i'm watching animal documentaries'.

No agenda then hey hey. Me paranoid don't believe it. It's as plain as the nose on Sir Alex's face.

For the MILLIONTH time, stop exaggerating.

I even rewound it to watch it again whilst shaking my head.

 

[jimharri]

1. League Champions
2. CL qualification 2 years on trot
3. FA Cup winners (including derby semi)
4. 3rd Place in League (joint second)
5. 2 League semi finals
6. More players capped for England than ever in our history
7. Most players on field at same time for England in a game
8. Least goals conceded last season
9. Most Clean sheets
10. Our shit defence this season .... best in League (whole football league)
11. Our shit forwards second highest goalscorers
12. Our shit team just passed most games ever undefeated (Home and Away) in League
13. Undefeated at home in CL
14. Averaged over 40K per season since moving from main road
15. Plus loads I've probably missed
Keep the agenda rolling it has zero impact

if you make your own newspaper I would buy it

quality post fella.

only one critisism, point 14 is factually incorrect, we "only" averaged 39,997 in 06/07 season.

I am too much of a geek
also we didnt finish joint second we were 3rd because of goal difference, you sneaky rag ****

Also; where the fuck is ''main road''?

;-)

 

[Deleted member 52846]

The only 'agenda' I worry about and so will the Club is the FFP and how it may impact us if implemented; however with the back room resources particularly the Barca recruits then worry over.

I sometimes worry that referee's have an agenda but that is just emotional crap by me and the rest of us.

The press and media they have an agenda to sell papers talk crap because it sells papers attracts viewers and listeners. However we should only worry about this when Roberto starts listening to Gleghorn as he drives home from a match before his tea..... all this crap will have no impact on the team and its performaces as evidenced since Robert arrived just to remind oursleves
1. League Champions
2. CL qualification 2 years on trot
3. FA Cup winners (including derby semi)
4. 3rd Place in League (joint second)
5. 2 League semi finals
6. More players capped for England than ever in our history
7. Most players on field at same time for England in a game
8. Least goals conceded last season
9. Most Clean sheets
10. Our shit defence this season .... best in League (whole football league)
11. Our shit forwards second highest goalscorers
12. Our shit team just passed most games ever undefeated (Home and Away) in League
13. Undefeated at home in CL
14. Averaged over 40K per season since moving from main road
15. Plus loads I've probably missed
Keep the agenda rolling it has zero impact

Exactly. Everything we've done to improve just shows that the media's bullshit is wholly irrelevant. They have literally no impact on anything whatsoever.

Keep it coming, I love being hated.

 

[hertsblue]

Sky's new multi room advert for their skybox goes something along these lines 'Mum and my little brother are watching a film, my older brother is watching OURS AND SKY'S beloved Man U. (shows his bedroom with a framed Giggs shirt) and i'm watching animal documentaries'.

No agenda then hey hey. Me paranoid don't believe it. It's as plain as the nose on Sir Alex's face.

edited for accuracy

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Sky's new multi room advert for their skybox goes something along these lines 'Mum and my little brother are watching a film, my older brother is watching his beloved Man U. (shows his bedroom with a framed Giggs shirt) and i'm watching animal documentaries'.

No agenda then hey hey. Me paranoid don't believe it. It's as plain as the nose on Sir Alex's face.

Sky have a habit of previewing matches, eg, QPR v Soton and we see MANUre whacking in goal after goal against said teams from the dawn of time.