Shay Given is the best keeper in the Premiership. (I know, subjective - but only a fool wouldn't put him in the top three).
The best goalkeeping prospect in the world (maybe) Joe Hart, is being groomed to replace him.
Only twelve months ago, your exhalted red scouse (and the rest of the SKY4) were banging the door down for Micah Richards. Has he really gotten so bad after one average season?
Nedum Onuoha is among the best young defenders in Europe. Though I suppose you're going to tell me different. Big surprise, there.
Wayne Bridge is not better than Evra, Cole or the kid at Arsenal (Clichy?). Other than them, there is nobody to keep him out of a top four team.
St Rafa Benitez admitted today, that he bidded for Barry - so he must be fan-f**king-tastic.
Komapany is top class defender. He looks likely to replace Dunne - you know, the guy who has outplayed (the admittedly, excellent) Torres at least twice in the last two seasons?
Bellamy would still be in the red scouse team if he hadn't had that brain fart with the golf club.
De Jong is good enough to be a regular on a very good Dutch national team but, by your reckoning, not better than Carrick, Fletcher or Obi Mikel?
Chances are we'll also be adding (perhaps) one of Eto'o, Tevez and Terry.
Oh yeah, Wright-Phillips, Petrov, Bojinov, Robinho, Ireland and Elano can all play a bit too.
And all this after just one and quarter transfer windows? Sure we'll buy some duds on the way. Sure we'll get rebuffed on the way too but be under no illusions, we're on our way into and past your precious SKY4.
Pal, ye've got Reina (a City reject!!!). We've got Robinho. Sit back and let the gravity of that sink in. Our days of taking red scouse hand-me-downs (Hamann, Fowler, Mcshithead etc) are over. For good. And there's no amount of delusional whining going to change that.
And you wanted intelligent debate? Draw back and grind, son.