shemnel said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
No. He left half-way through the dessert.
zing!
I didn't. I turned up half an hour early and stood on my seat chanting about how good the chef was whilst wearing an Italy shirt. After I ordered I was repeatedly urging the restaurant on to deliver my starter. But when it came it was cold, so I booed the waiter when he came over to collect the plates.
I couldn't believe all the so-called diners who just sat enjoying their meal calmly. And I gave some abuse to the tourists taking selfies with their meal.
I'm at the restaurant every single week and I was disgusted at the amount of couples I'd never even seen before. They were nowhere to be seen before it got its Mitchelin star. Me? I sat there right until closing time clapping every one of the staff as they left the building.