The standard of written English on this forum

[royle]

Noo,cun ah get on wi ma bevy noo,ahm fukn chokin furra a beer.This isnae English by ra way. ;) *copyright,Jockspeak*

I read that in a Geordie accent.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Noo,cun ah get on wi ma bevy noo,ahm fukn chokin furra a beer.This isnae English by ra way. ;) *copyright,Jockspeak*

I read that in a Geordie accent.

yer a canny lad man,cheers :)

 

[Dalian Blue]

I read that in a Geordie accent.

yer a canny lad man,cheers :)

My missus keeps asking me to explain what I'm laughing at, think it could take a while - as I have mentioned before on this forum, she's Chinese.

 

[talkativesprout]

Lot of people blaming teachers for thier poor spelling and grammar.

I've taught their/there/they're to/too/two etc etc to y3 children (so 8 year old children (and many of these didn't have English as their first language)) who understood it. I think if you don't understand it as an adult after 12 years at school then you clearly didn't listen/try (disabilities aside) which is fine, but you need to take responsibility for that.

There are lots of mistakes made on here, which I probably notice more than most, but they are generally istakes which don't make it any more difficult to read as opposed to text speak

No such thing as a bad pupil my educated friend, just bad teachers. 98% in human biology, unclassified in maths and english, stop fucking striking, complaining & moaning. Enjoy listening to yourself, pontificating on people who are not allowed to voice an opinion, and your ludicrous holiday entitlement.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Lot of people blaming teachers for thier poor spelling and grammar.

I've taught their/there/they're to/too/two etc etc to y3 children (so 8 year old children (and many of these didn't have English as their first language)) who understood it. I think if you don't understand it as an adult after 12 years at school then you clearly didn't listen/try (disabilities aside) which is fine, but you need to take responsibility for that.

There are lots of mistakes made on here, which I probably notice more than most, but they are generally istakes which don't make it any more difficult to read as opposed to text speak

No such thing as a bad pupil my educated friend, just bad teachers. 98% in human biology, unclassified in maths and english, stop fucking striking, complaining & moaning. Enjoy listening to yourself, pontificating on people who are not allowed to voice an opinion, and your ludicrous holiday entitlement.

Interesting. You only studied three subjects, had an almost perfect understanding of the reproductive system but due to your inability to communicate in your native tongue were unable to request your (probably underage) partners whether they were on the Pill. Your innumeracy meant that you couldn't understand money and therefore couldn't buy condoms. Result - you left school at 14 having fathered 4 children by different girls, this resulted in a short period of notoriety and you were featured on page 12 of the News Of The World and in a morally outraged editorial in the MEN. Missing your five minutes in the spotlight your attempt at juggling wholesale cartons of counterfeit Kensitas on Britain's Got Talent ended with you being howled off stage. Now, full of bitter regrets, you attempt to blame Mr Critchley, the leather elbow patched Head of Geography and his pedagogical colleagues for your pitiful position.

 

[talkativesprout]

No such thing as a bad pupil my educated friend, just bad teachers. 98% in human biology, unclassified in maths and english, stop fucking striking, complaining & moaning. Enjoy listening to yourself, pontificating on people who are not allowed to voice an opinion, and your ludicrous holiday entitlement.

Interesting. You only studied three subjects, had an almost perfect understanding of the reproductive system but due to your inability to communicate in your native tongue were unable to request your (probably underage) partners whether they were on the Pill. Your innumeracy meant that you couldn't understand money and therefore couldn't buy condoms. Result - you left school at 14 having fathered 4 children by different girls, this resulted in a short period of notoriety and you were featured on page 12 of the News Of The World and in a morally outraged editorial in the MEN. Missing your five minutes in the spotlight your attempt at juggling wholesale cartons of counterfeit Kensitas on Britain's Got Talent ended with you being howled off stage. Now, full of bitter regrets, you attempt to blame Mr Critchley, the leather elbow patched Head of Geography and his pedagogical colleagues for your pitiful position.

Do you have a chrystal ball ?
thats almost spot on, exepting the fact i have 6 children to 2 mothers, the eldest ones who are 18 and 16 both have a minimum of nine gcse passes at grade c or above. the 16 yer old has a grade b pass in critical thinking at A level and has colleges courting him at 15. despite his errant father not giving a shit and having a cynical approach to modern teaching methods and the dross that the system is churning out to meet demand

 

[Dalian Blue]

Wa La! Mish Mumkin Siddik! Asta Manyana, Shi Shi
Yup, I'm pissed.....

 

[talkativesprout]

Wa La! Mish Mumkin Siddik! Asta Manyana, Shi Shi
Yup, I'm pissed.....

pmsl, aint you got some marking to do

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

my oh my i cant believe this has gone this far,who cares!!!!

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

A pair of dyslexic blokes walk in to a new house for a job on the pipes. The first lad starts sniffing the air and says to the other, "can you spell gas"?

The other replies, "will you go away! I can't even smell my own name"!