The "this country has gone to the dogs" thread

aphex said:
der-bomber said:
l have a solution to all the the country's problems....

Simultaneously Nuke every Wetherspoons mid-week during working hours...

At a stroke, all workshy drains on society will be vapourised , with a few pensioners and illegals thrown in for good measure, everyone's a winner.

hey. they are good for breakfasts and a pint before games!

We all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of society, Mr Airfix...
 
der-bomber said:
l have a solution to all the the country's problems....

Simultaneously Nuke every Wetherspoons mid-week during working hours...

At a stroke, all workshy drains on society will be vapourised , with a few pensioners and illegals thrown in for good measure, everyone's a winner.

A quality solution, you'd get a 30 minute standing ovation at GMex this week for that... and a handjob off Edwina.
 
der-bomber said:
aphex said:
hey. they are good for breakfasts and a pint before games!

We all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of society, Mr Airfix...

does that mean you'll be geeting a job then der-bum?
 
aphex said:
der-bomber said:
We all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of society, Mr Airfix...

does that mean you'll be geeting a job then der-bum?

Mate, l am an entrepeneur, a facillitator , a fixer , the oil lubricating the cogs in the machine , a multi - talented , many faceted orchestrator , pulling the strings....l don't have to get my hands dirty anymore...
 
der-bomber said:
aphex said:
does that mean you'll be geeting a job then der-bum?

Mate, l am an entrepeneur, a facillitator , a fixer , the oil lubricating the cogs in the machine , a multi - talented , many faceted orchestrator , pulling the strings....l don't have to get my hands dirty anymore...

You gonna sort me out with a job next summer then?
 
Can i come an work for you DB ? If you want the fear of god putting into anybody ( bad debtors, local vermin etc ) or you need someone to be 'looked-after' i'm your man ;-) ( i've got references )
If you need a 'cuisine' consultant ( restaurant/deli/wholesale/manufacturing/bakery/chocolatier etc ) i'm your man . ( i've got references )
;-)
 
Stuart said:
Can i come a work for you DB ? If you want the fear of god putting into anybody ( bad debtors, local vermin etc ) or you need someone to be 'looked-after' i'm your man ;-) ( i've got references )
If you need a 'cuisine' consultant ( restaurant/deli/wholesale/manufacturing/bakery/chocolatier etc ) i'm your man . ( i've got references )
;-)

I could be your side kick or vice versa. That'd work.
 

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