My hair is luxurious, important to get that in. I keep that quiet as you know, but, in this age when middle aged men and their hair follow different paths, for so many, I feel as if god himself said, you know what, I’m letting that atheist **** keep his hair as a show of how lovely I am, or words to that effect, in fact he doesn’t need words, as he knows everything and sees everything, I think he just likes my hair.
As for bottlers working at the sharp end of a broken industry? I stand with them. They know that and I’m sure it helps them cope knowing my support won’t shatter. They get enough of that without me adding to it.
As for Bitcoins? I would advise caution. I am a Business Graduate Joint Honours, which included micro as well as macro economics and in particular, the Law of Diminishing Returns. I honestly would advise all who have made a bit, see what I did there, fucking seamless, to seriously consider transferring any gain to gold. If we look historically at the world economy, there have been many many instances of people waiting too long before realising the arse is about to fall out of their investment. I could be wrong, let’s face it, it’s bound to happen sometime. Do as you will with my advice, but don’t turn up at my door with your family looking for shelter when it all folds. Well, you can, I’m a gentleman, and wouldn’t be a **** but I will rib you mercilessly over what a stupid greedy **** you were and it will be weeks before I offer you a fine Malt.