Tight arsed people you know (Or could be yourself)

[lust overlord]

Years ago I used to work with someone who gave his wife a Valentine's Day card every year and vice versa. Trouble is, it was the same cards that they'd used 9 years running. They'd just stash them away after the event and get them out the following year!

Lol.
We did this with Christmas cards off close friends and relatives.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm similar to you in many ways. On match days I walk from the tram to the pub, the trick is to make sure you are last in the door. If for any reason that doesn't happen you just yell out, 'just going for a slash, get 'em in Biggy'
Then you make sure you drink slightly slower than the rest so that one of the others gets the next round in.
Finally make sure you are always with at least 4 others because then you simply say 'shit is that the time, best get going, don't want to mix kick off'

Kerchief, kerching kerfuckingching.

Many a true word spoken in jest

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Mind you, I know someone that on a previous European trip got the tram in the opposite direction rather than meet up and buy a round.

Either that or I'm a boring bastard.

It wasn't my round

 

[snorky]

There are a number of you mentioning people who never buy a round but do not name the person......
Is it because when you do the @ you see two bluemoonrisings and are not sure which one it is ?

Just askin'

I am referring to the one who is as tight as forty arseholes, as well as being as ugly as them.

 

[Blue Mist]

You heard correctly

As usual you are late to the party.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

As usual you are late to the party.

Sorry, I was at the bar getting another round in

 

[Blue Mist]

I am referring to the one who is as tight as forty arseholes, as well as being as ugly as them.

Me too.

 

[Newman Noggs]

A girl I work with is the tightest person I know financially but has the good grace to laugh at her own meanness. What amazes me, though, is that she married a bloke who is equally mean. Just proves the old adage "there's someone for everyone".

One day she proudly announced that she and her husband always count the number of pieces of chicken tikka in their Indian takeaway and if it's less than a certain number (8, I think), they take it back to complain. Given how much better off they are than me, I can almost admire it.

 

[snorky]

A girl I work with is the tightest person I know financially but has the good grace to laugh at her own meanness. What amazes me, though, is that she married a bloke who is equally mean. Just proves the old adage "there's someone for everyone".

One day she proudly announced that she and her husband always count the number of pieces of chicken tikka in their Indian takeaway and if it's less than a certain number (8, I think), they take it back to complain. Given how much better off they are than me, I can almost admire it.

They must both like the taste of the chef's spunk.

 

[Newman Noggs]

They must both like the taste of the chef's spunk.

I might invite them round to mine then