Tonight's caption competition

[chris63]

Put that light out.

 

[Bluesiam]

This is the final f***ing straw. I'm going to Liverpool.

 

[xmusampa]

Well son we've had to deal with a couple of king kongs on the empire state building but you,re our first king dong!<br /><br />-- Wed May 29, 2013 8:03 am --<br /><br />No one can ever dispute we were one of the ones at (new) York kolo! Proper blues us!

 

[xmusampa]

As agreed we'll provide the helmet if city give you the axe!<br /><br />-- Wed May 29, 2013 8:10 am --<br /><br />Bruce Willis appearance affected by starring in one too many burning building blockbusters!

 

[xmusampa]

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[samharris]

Kolo draughted in to help put out another fucking candle fire..

 

[xmusampa]

Don't worry kolo if you can put out our fires then toxteth will be a piece of piss!<br /><br />-- Wed May 29, 2013 8:24 am --<br /><br />Buzzin that khat is the real deal man!

 

[xmusampa]

Kolo seems slightly unsure that teaming up with jimmy greaves will bring Liverpool the success they crave!

 

[xmusampa]

Mancini states "players didn't take title defence seriously!"<br /><br />-- Wed May 29, 2013 8:43 am --<br /><br />Etihad and nypd team up to get your whites whiter than White!

 

[xmusampa]

Kolo confident new kit will improve his heading next season