* Top Tips! *

[Thaksin's Postman]

Beat
Up
Mary
Poppins

 

[bluereddish]

Never trust a Welshman with a moustache.

 

[theboyfrombrazil]

Peel the breadcrumbs off a fishfinger, pop it in a used condom and place in a pan of boiling water.

18 minutes later...Hey Presto. Cod in butter sauce.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Peel the breadcrumbs off a fishfinger, pop it in a used condom and place in a pan of boiling water.

18 minutes late...Hey Presto. Cod in butter sauce.

That's nasty..

 

[theboyfrombrazil]

Peel the breadcrumbs off a fishfinger, pop it in a used condom and place in a pan of boiling water.

18 minutes late...Hey Presto. Cod in butter sauce.

That's nasty..

The wife hasn't sussed it yet !!!

 

[buzzer1]

That's nasty..

The wife hasn't sussed it yet !!!

pmsl

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Men, instead of dying before your wife does, die after her. That way, YOU get to spend all the insurance money!

 

[BlueBeenie]

Dont pat a burning dog !!!

Is that from Generation Kill? quality tv show that.

Have all your shits at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you get paid for it as well.

Why pay for a skip? Buy a cheap clapped out, untaxed car and fill it with all your shite. Then report it to the police and watch them tow it away.

 

[johnmc]

If in the deadly vice like grip of an alligator, push your thumbs into its eyes. It will let go.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

If in the deadly vice like grip of an alligator, push your thumbs into its eyes. It will let go.

now im not going to disagree with you, but i seen a program once about the 10 deadliest creatures on earth and the alligator was 4th, but it was said, the only one that if it attacks there is nothing you can do to it, that will make it let go, apart from pray.

dont know if its true, but thought id mention it.