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[Joycee Banercheck]

If in the deadly vice like grip of an alligator, push your thumbs into its eyes. It will let go.

This also works on kittens

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

If in the deadly vice like grip of an alligator, push your thumbs into its eyes. It will let go.

now im not going to disagree with you, but i seen a program once about the 10 deadliest creatures on earth and the alligator was 4th, but it was said, the only one that if it attacks there is nothing you can do to it, that will make it let go, apart from pray.

dont know if its true, but thought id mention it.

???

Coz this thread is so serious isn't it?

 

[Dakovich]

When visiting barnsley always ensure you leave behind any personal effects and
valuebles safely at home to avoid the unscupolous thieves & pickpockets!

Also if you ever need to visit Shaw in oldham always wear a good raincoat -
its generally `arsing it down`!

 

[johnmc]

If in the deadly vice like grip of an alligator, push your thumbs into its eyes. It will let go.

now im not going to disagree with you, but i seen a program once about the 10 deadliest creatures on earth and the alligator was 4th, but it was said, the only one that if it attacks there is nothing you can do to it, that will make it let go, apart from pray.

dont know if its true, but thought id mention it.

Maybe its a crocodile then

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

now im not going to disagree with you, but i seen a program once about the 10 deadliest creatures on earth and the alligator was 4th, but it was said, the only one that if it attacks there is nothing you can do to it, that will make it let go, apart from pray.

dont know if its true, but thought id mention it.

Maybe its a crocodile then

it doesnt really matter anyway john, Llewellyn Dowd didnt like me replying to it, so i shall ban myself from this thread to keep him happy.

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Yep!!

THAT'S the nerve I was looking for!














:-)

 

[blue-trig]

This thread is awesome. I had to go outside for 5 minutes to compose myself when I read the Tsunami advice.

P.S If confronted by an angry Belgian, show him a picture of Rupert the bear. Belgians are terrified of tartan trousers.

 

[theholyswan]

Ladies, save money on expensive vibrators, simply place a collection of angry wasps into an empty Cigar tube and ram away. You may need to change your Wasps after a few days but more can always be found in loft.

 

[i8therags]

Ladies, save money on expensive vibrators, simply place a collection of angry wasps into an empty Cigar tube and ram away. You may need to change your Wasps after a few days but more can always be found in loft.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr so its wasps I;ve got in my TV and lap top when I;ve been watching live games the last few weeks,I thought the fans were holding vibrators.

 

[theholyswan]

Sharks will only attack you if your wet. Stay dry.


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