United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[sir baconface]

Doctors said that Jones didn't look at all good - and they're delighted he seems to be completely recovered!!!

His face was contorted into a grimace of agony. Then, two minutes later, he got injured.

 

[Ducado]

Moyes post match interviews are getting more bizarre, they played well according to him, as they have in every game they have lost, love the fact that the Mata effect has gone out as well, it means we won't be subjected to 24 hours of bombardment telling us he is the new Messi and how United are going to win the Prem

 

[jimharri]

Doctors said that Jones didn't look at all good - and they're delighted he seems to be completely recovered!!!

Does he ever look good?

Oh, nearly forgot.

He looked very good as Sergio went past him for the winner at the swamp last season!

 

[hertsblue]

The funny thing is we had the quote the other week from them "we played quite well and got to the edge of their area quite a lot" and now today have the similar gem "we got to their byline quite a lot"

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Doctors said that Jones didn't look at all good - and they're delighted he seems to be completely recovered!!!

ffs you dont need to be a doctor to know he doesnt look good

 

[Bilboblue]

The funny thing is we had the quote the other week from them "we played quite well and got to the edge of their area quite a lot" and now today have the similar gem "we got to their byline quite a lot"

Really, he genuinely said that????

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Just got back from a meal in Chinatown. The restaurant manager was at the table and he heard me talking to a friend about going to Barcelona, so he chips in with "they're not the best team in Manchester". I said " oh here we go, have united won?" So he says "yes" and I proceeded to give him gip about how that staves off the threat of relegation and that. He laughs and goes along with it.

I've just got home and found out they lost again. How typical of your common or garden Man United Gobshite it that? He didn't even know the result yet was giving it the mouth.

 

[hertsblue]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/things-today-that-proved-moyes-is-an-idiot.383640/


My fave

The best one of the lot, IMHO.

8) Wilfried Zaha, given the grand total of 1 sub appearance to prove himself, sent on loan. More assists in 52 minutes for a relegation threatened team than Young and Valencia have managed between them ALL season.

This was my fav:
3) Due to the height of Stoke in the centre of the pitch, Chris Smalling was selected to play on the right wing, whereupon he won zero headers until an injury forced him to move into the centre.

Okay, has anyone ever seen Smalling win a header??????????<br /><br />-- Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:42 pm --<br /><br />

The funny thing is we had the quote the other week from them "we played quite well and got to the edge of their area quite a lot" and now today have the similar gem "we got to their byline quite a lot"

Really, he genuinely said that????

Yep:
Moyes sounded like a man in denial when he responded bitterly to the question: “You must be disappointed with that performance?” He retorted that United “were the better team. We were really unlucky. We got to the byline eight or nine times and never found the ball.”

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Who said that one day, he'll have a stand named after him?

At the Etihad?!

 

[Pooper]

2-1.

Ahahahahaha