United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[aguero93:20]

"When the Man United steam engine get going , they will take out all comers".

Cheers for that Niall.

That is up there with " out of all of Sir Alex's titles this will have to be the best " 13/05/2012 @ 86 minute mark.

Hall of fame my fookin arse

Naill Quinn the wanker, i never like him when he played for us.

Come on, Niall Quinn the player- Legend
Niall Quinn the pundit- Wankstain.
I think they must have given him one of those chemical lobotomies when he retired.

 

[samharris]

Sorry if I seem a bit thick - but who are these fantastic four they keep going on about? Rooney, Van Persie and Mata, maybe, but who the fuck is the fantastic fourth? Not that little penis or wellshit, surely?

It is Jizzjazz skywanker

Fuck me - you're 'aving a laff! "Fantastic" my arse! Maybe in a few years, by which time Rooney and Van Persie will be past it and they could be down to the fantastic two!

From left to right..

Mata,Rooney,Janet,Rape van winkle.

 

[aguero93:20]

Fucking hell just saw a utd fan giving off to an Everton fan on twitter laughing saying you have never seen Davy moyes 4-0 down after 50 minutes in a derby. Obviously he meant at Everton and not earlier on this season when Nasri put city 4-0 up after and here is the kicker it's credited as 50 mins for the Nasri goal. Ycmiu

Hope either yourself or the everton fan gave it back in spades. Plus, David Moyes was never ahead of the opposite team in January and February either.

 

[Dj1979]

I work nights so only saw it about 4 this morning and reminded him but no reply this far

 

[Lancet Fluke]

From BBC

Record signing Juan Mata made a confident start to his Manchester United career by playing his part in a morale-boosting win over Cardiff

Tells you everything you need to know

BBC news programme this morning concentrated on Utd. Even their graphic with the two local results had them first even though Liverpool was, A bigger, better, derby win and alphabetically they should be first.

moyes has whined about the media quite a few times this season which is odd because not only have they taken it incredibly easy on him considering it is probably the biggest drop off in form from a big team from one season to the next in living memory but it is so obvious that generally the media are desperate to see them turn it round. The slightest bit of positive news about united and it is top story for a couple of days.

 

[jay_mcfc]

So are United good again?

 

[AntiUnited]

So are United good again?

The best ever.

 

[metalblue]

Sorry if I seem a bit thick - but who are these fantastic four they keep going on about? Rooney, Van Persie and Mata, maybe, but who the fuck is the fantastic fourth? Not that little penis or wellshit, surely?

It is Jizzjazz skywanker

Fuck me - you're 'aving a laff! "Fantastic" my arse! Maybe in a few years, by which time Rooney and Van Persie will be past it and they could be down to the fantastic two!

It'll be the terrific two

 

[waspish]

Funny Mourinho saying he won't be drinking champagne in May but Gollum saying they can win the league

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

This is what mata did to Cardiff yesterday

 

[BigJoe#1]

So are United good again?

Of course they are, they've just hammered the side who are at the bottom of the league....

We may as well pack up and go home now, thank fuck they're out of the Capital One Cup and FA Cup... At least we still have a chance in them.

 

[mancitymick]

So are United good again?

Of course they are, they've just hammered the side who are at the bottom of the league....

We may as well pack up and go home now, thank fuck they're out of the Capital One Cup and FA Cup... At least we still have a chance in them.

They are and dont forget the beat Sunderland last week

 

[aguero93:20]

25th March, 25th March *rubs hands*, time to derail the moyesey train.... if it's still running....

 

[foetus]

So the rags beat cardiff yeah?

 

[Chris in London]

So the rags beat cardiff yeah?

pointless post








(see what I did there? but it did genuinely make me laugh)

 

[davyboy]

This guy's a real entertainer.

This gut is excellent

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

So the rags beat cardiff yeah?

Nice.

 

[Vincents Tackle]

An inside joke or full scale delusion following the signing of Mata? I'm not sure what do you think?

Some Rag on RagCafe said
We must beat Liverpool at Old Trafford, that much is certain.

Other than that game, all the top teams they play are at Anfield if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I think Chelsea can be caught in third. They have not impressed me all season and are really not a great team. Arsenal too are about to enter what is traditionally their toughest period every season. Don't they play United, City, Bayern and Chelsea over the next month or so too?

Still a long way to go, but I don't rule us out of finishing above 4th. I think we need to cut the sentiment crap in the back four though and leave Rio and Vidic out altogether.

Another rag on RagCafe replied
Indeed, I think we have a good chance of winning the league actually. I'd put as second favourites behind City and slightly ahead of Chelsea, far ahead of Arsenal. I think we have 40% chance of winning the league.

I know what you're thinking, these quotes must be months old but I promise you that they are from today!! One win against the bottom of the league and they think they are in with a shout of winning the title!

 

[Nicholas]

An inside joke or full scale delusion following the signing of Mata? I'm not sure what do you think?

Some Rag on RagCafe said
We must beat Liverpool at Old Trafford, that much is certain.

Other than that game, all the top teams they play are at Anfield if I'm not mistaken. Personally, I think Chelsea can be caught in third. They have not impressed me all season and are really not a great team. Arsenal too are about to enter what is traditionally their toughest period every season. Don't they play United, City, Bayern and Chelsea over the next month or so too?

Still a long way to go, but I don't rule us out of finishing above 4th. I think we need to cut the sentiment crap in the back four though and leave Rio and Vidic out altogether.

Another rag on RagCafe replied
Indeed, I think we have a good chance of winning the league actually. I'd put as second favourites behind City and slightly ahead of Chelsea, far ahead of Arsenal. I think we have 40% chance of winning the league.

I know what you're thinking, these quotes must be months old but I promise you that they are from today!! One win against the bottom of the league and they think they are in with a shout of winning the title!

hahahaha what planet are they from?
brilliant.

 

[SrilankanBlue]

Blatant.Get relegated you ****


"Interviewer: "What was the most difficult thing for you during the match?"

Solskjær: "Not celebrating when United scored."