United thread 2017/18

[manimanc]

Fred injured apparently. Brazil medical team say he's suffered a "trauma in his ankle" during training.
Sky sources say fernadinho made the tackle.

 

[goatersnipple]

Fred injured apparently. Brazil medical team say he's suffered a "trauma in his ankle" during training.
Sky sources say fernadinho made the tackle.

Lets hope so haha

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Fred injured apparently. Brazil medical team say he's suffered a "trauma in his ankle" during training.
Sky sources say fernadinho made the tackle.

I thought they said Casimiro made the tackle.

But they'll probably blame City somehow.

 

[manimanc]

I thought they said Casimiro made the tackle.

But they'll probably blame City somehow.

That's why I said ferna did it.
Not much of a defensive midfielder if casimiro has nailed him.

 

[crazyg]

I thought they said Casimiro made the tackle.

But they'll probably blame City somehow.

We all know Sterling did it.

 

[BigOscar]

So Fred the Red is Dead?

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

That's why I said ferna did it.
Not much of a defensive midfielder if casimiro has nailed him.

We all know Sterling did it.

Haha, I was wondering if I was setting myself up for whoosh.

 

[manimanc]

So Fred the Red is Dead?

Fred the red has glass ankles.
Just wait until a gurning Phil the face Jones is slavering over to fred at 200 miles an hour to put a tackle in at training, poor fred will think someone has spiked his coffee.

 

[Vienna_70]

We all know Sterling did it.

No doubt some on here will blame Bravo!

 

[Silvercloud]

Has he actually signed for them?

 

[manimanc]

Word around the campfire is that fred has done a metatarsal a la Jesus at Bournemouth.
Just speculation of course.

 

[waspish]

Well he be fit for pre seasons for the scum if he is out

 

[Bill Walker]

Fred the red has glass ankles.
Just wait until a gurning Phil the face Jones is slavering over to fred at 200 miles an hour to put a tackle in at training, poor fred will think someone has spiked his coffee.

Haha

 

[Sir peace frog]

great article on the bbc website called
The making of France and Manchester United's Paul Pogba
the article is wank,but the comments are funny

 

[laughing gravy]

apparently dalots the new fake ronaldo..lol

 

[SebastianBlue]

apparently dalots the new fake ronaldo..lol

No, that was Bebe.

Dalot is the new fake Beckham.

 

[manimanc]

apparently dalots the new fake ronaldo..lol

I heard he was the new John Gidman !

 

[laserblue]

No, that was Bebe.

Dalot is the new fake Beckham.

Who was Depay the new one of then? My head hurts.

 

[squirtyflower]

Who was Depay the new one of then? My head hurts.

Fake

 

[laserblue]

Fake

I thought that was Jizzyjazz. My head still hurts.