United thread 2018/19

[NorthamptonBlue]

Today's the day when Man United have declaired they cant live with Manchester City, they finnished 2nd to us last season and had every opportunity to deliver in the transfer market to push on but the board at the club has bottled it,there only interested in preserving a champions lge spot to keep revenue flowing, no challenge and thats pathetic from the so called biggest club in the footballing world, Like a boxer on the deck whos being counted down he just stays there because he knows its over, Ladies and Gentlemen this is Manchester United

I think the truth is that the club have lost faith in PEG and are aware that he is unlikely to last the season. They are keeping their transfer budget for the new guy.

 

[crazyg]

They're not a happy bunch. Expect another influx of canaries fans at the swamp over the season.

If the meltdown turns into a shitstorm, it may well be that REAL Canaries fans could be visiting after this season, always providing Norwich don't get promoted.

 

[TCIB]

It’s fucking hilarious to see what they’ve become. Given their size, it’s about as low as they can realistically go, lamentably.

If utd were in a film currently it would be a kids movie produced by Nickelodeon. The film would have just gone past 2/3rds of the way where they and their nasty methods all come back to haunt them with the goodies looking on. The school bully getting bullied themselves or similar theme :-D

 

[Vienna_70]

Just seen it on Bargain Hunt.

Are you sure it wasn’t the Antiques Roadshow?

;-)

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Why are they referred to as the biggest club in the world?
Surely Real & Barca are bigger?

 

[domalino]

Has anyone heard of the Q-Anon conspiracy theory? it's been in the news lately. It's basically this conspiracy that explains away all of Trump's insane, but easily disproven lies, cock ups or mistakes as being part of a big masterplan.

Reading the United forums lately I get the feeling there'd be a lot of cross over.

Everything their dear leader says is explained away. "Oh he was only insulting Shaw to upset the media, Shaw said he's nice sometimes in person". "Oh he's only said they're going to have a bad season without signings as part of his #mindgames". "He's really just protecting the players when he says they're shit, old and overweight".

They find these increasingly bizarre and convoluted ways to claim he's not being a miserable twat, and will in fact lead them to glory once again. It's genuinely a bit scary how quickly they'll abandon reason to defend the man because he's their manager, as soon as he leaves they'll go back to hating him again.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I think the truth is that the club have lost faith in PEG and are aware that he is unlikely to last the season. They are keeping their transfer budget for the new guy.

It hasn’t been a happy camp for some time and Mourinho is to blame for this. They should have fucked him off.

Imagine Woodward listening to him rambling on about how they need a CB after the shit they served up last season and when they have 5 already!

If Pogba throws his dummy out and Sanchez is as bad as last season then they are in for a shit season.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Havent been followin the news. Who did United sign this summer?

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

It hasn’t been a happy camp for some time and Mourinho is to blame for this. They should have fucked him off.

Imagine Woodward listening to him rambling on about how they need a CB after the shit they served up last season and when they have 5 already!

If Pogba throws his dummy out and Sanchez is as bad as last season then they are in for a shit season.

Here’s hoping :)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

FUBAR