United Thread - 2021/22

[andyhinch]

Just like when The Ticket Tout "guarenteed" the rags would finish higher than City in 2014 / 15.....

They’re driving towards their most important objective $$$$$$$ :-))))))

 

[JASR]

Comical Ali writing their press releases so he's still there.


"Manchester United will win the title in the next 5 years."

Doesn’t specify what ‘title’

Biggest markdown on player values in a season?

Most deluded fans (currently heading for 9th title in a row)?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Feeling a bit tired today, as many on here will attest having a 55+ prostate is no fun!

At least waking up a couple of times a night means I get more awake time to hate the scum.

Every silver lining I suppose.....................


p.s. I hate them in my sleep too! SCUM

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Would love to know what exactly this consultancy role is Ralf’s been given. What’s he done and why do they want his expertise? He seems to know fuck all and has achieved fuck all.

something dodgy about it imo!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Richard fucking Arnold! Doesn’t he already work there? Thank fuck he is already well versed in how to get it wrong. I really thought the daft cunts would have brought in a capable big hitter from outside, not some internal fucking accountant. Got to love their ongoing uselessness

 

[remember arthur mann]

Don't think they've had a clean sheet since Darren was Technical Director

 

[Keep the Faith]

Phelan will have better impact if he lets it slip that he’s got mates in the Albanian mafia :-|

he report i read about Phelan return labelled his as "Sir Alex Fergusons trusted right hand man". Says it all

 

[jrb]

On behalf of all Manchester City fans I would like to thank Ed Woodhead for f*cking up Manchetester United during his tenure as CEO. Our best wishes go to Ed.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

he report i read about Phelan return labelled his as "Sir Alex Fergusons trusted right hand man". Says it all

Ooughhh yucky - a smelly sticky messy return then …

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Just another Glazer puppet moving upwards. Beautiful.

Not just that. He was at Bristol University with Ed, they both trained as accountants at PWC, then both went into banking/finance careers. Definitely the same DNA. Just what we want.

 

[KS55]

Feeling a bit tired today, as many on here will attest having a 55+ prostate is no fun!

At least waking up a couple of times a night means I get more awake time to hate the scum.

Every silver lining I suppose.....................


p.s. I hate them in my sleep too! SCUM

Hope you have been tested. If not do it PDQ.
I found that Tamsulosin cut my waking from 3 or 4 per night to just 1, sometimes none

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

 

[Blu1]

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That deserves a banner at the stadium lol

 

[dobingsdobber]

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Bring Edward home, he deserves to be rewarded.

Looks like he's been decapitated and had his head stuck back on with a mixture of flour and water.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Ha instantly got a picture of them doing the dance in the changing rooms, gave me a chuckle especially slabhead snarling!

Di Maria,we ruined that guy Di Maria.
Could do a total re-write of the songs from West Side Story if we could be bothered.

 

[dobingsdobber]

A spherical three-dimensional octagon has numerous corners, multiple angles, but only one bottom. It would satisfy there management scheme requirements splendidly.

Sounds like Mrs. Dobber.

 

[mat]

They can only smear and blame Eddie for so long before the same problems appear sgain.

 

[schfc6]

Man United can tap into 'endless potential' with multi-club network - Dr Dan

Football Inisder has been told by Dan Plumley that the potential is "endless" for Man United as they look to launch a multi-club network.

www.footballinsider247.com

Looks like they’re going to try copy us..

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Man United can tap into 'endless potential' with multi-club network - Dr Dan

Football Inisder has been told by Dan Plumley that the potential is "endless" for Man United as they look to launch a multi-club network.

www.footballinsider247.com

Looks like they’re going to try copy us..

That would be great news if true because it would stop the crooks of UEFA (egged on by the cartel clubs) from trying to undermine our global business model. Football is a global sport and global business. Perhaps it is time the authorities stopped pretending otherwise.
It is a bit like 30 years ago when everyone was angry about local community shops being wiped out by global supermarket firms and more recently online retailers. I am not suggesting globalisation is automatically a good thing but it is what is happening in the real world and I don't see it stopping anytime soon.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

There isn’t a day go by that I start it by looking at the PL table and seeing us top and then looking for the raggies. It is a wonderful way to start the day - try it.