United Thread - 2022/23

[goalmole]

The Caf seems to have finally admitted Sancho's an expensive flop and most have turned on Bruno the Ratboy.

Link please

 

[Keep the Faith]

How many corners was that they turned I wonder to get back to where they started.

They have turned more corners that the Origami World Champion

 

[JASR]

Since the end of bullying time, they have brought/loaned in (ie not including home grown):

Mata
Fellaini
di Maria
Shaw
Herrera
Rojo
Blind
Falcao
Milinkovic-Savic
Martial
Schneiderlin
Depay
Darmian
Schweinsteiger
Romero
Pogba
Mkhitaryan
Bailly
Ibrahimovic
Lukaku
Matic
Lindelof
Sanchez
Fred
Dalot
Grant
Maguire
Fernandes
Wan-Bissaka
James
Ighalo
van de Beek
Diallo
Telles
Pellistri
Cavani
Sancho
Varane
Ronaldo
Antony
Casemiro
Martinez
Malacia
Eriksen

Lots of 'chuck money at a big name and hope', lots of 'well they turned out to be crap in United's squad', lots of 'why and where are they now'.

Of that list, I'd say... Mata, Shaw, Blind, James & Eriksen, come across as decent (not in the footballing sense) chaps.

There's not many that come across as 'decent footballers at United'

 

[oakiecokie]

Alice’s angry rants are magnificent.

Sorry but they`re not. She`s fucking nauseating the screeching toss head.

 

[Sir peace frog]

First time I've seen him in the flesh (so to speak) and, my goodness, he's a shrimp. He makes Eric Garcia look like Godzilla.

And I think describing Dalot as having 'limited ability' is being exceedingly charitable.

i've done united's plane out a few times and as you say martinez is small, i was stood next to him and he actually looks smaller in real life than he does on telly , he must of been stood next to haaland in the tunnel thinking, fucking hell what have i done

 

[Sir peace frog]

Sorry but they`re not. She`s fucking nauseating the screeching toss head.

just don't get it, i said before they must wank over her, she knows fuckall about football ,she isn't believable in the slightest , shes another false united fan trying to make a few quid.

 

[abu13]

Funny that nobody this morning is talking about how Martinez will pocket Haaland.

 

[Manx Blue]

Yesterday was Philly Foden and the Deathly Haaaaal-lows - Part 1

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The one in the village doesnt watch them anymore lol.

 

[aguero93:20]

I liken the City "fans" who post on Sadcafe to the kind of blokes that would happily go down on their girlfriends, knowing full well she's getting rattled off big Steve from the gym.

Oi. I've great fun trolling the cunts.